Douche of the Week - Bonus “Zsa Zsa Baby Daddy” Edition
So the Trash Talkers weren’t going to talk anymore about Anna Nicole Smith because this story is neither fun nor funny, and here at the Trashy Celebs Trash Talkin’ Rodeo, we like to keep things fun and funny. Once a person has gone through the sort of tragedy Anna Nicole has in the past six months, then that person is off limits to the Trash Talkers. This is not to say that the Trash Talkers aren’t interested in the facts of this story or the potential outcomes, but we feel that we want to offer Anna Nicole Smith, in her death, the dignity and privacy it appears she was so rarely offered during the last few years of her life.
This is not to say that the Trash Talkers never watched an episode of The Anna Nicole Smith Show or Trimspa commercials, fascinated by the “televised train wreck.” And trash talking celebrities is our job. We ain’t proud. But we do have our limits and this story recently reached a level of absurdity that is hard to believe, when some jackhole, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, better known as Mr. Zsa Zsa Gabor, suddenly decided that he was the father of Anna Nicole’s infant daughter, Danielynn. 
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Where the hell did this come from? As if two other gold diggers potential fathers weren’t enough, now this asshole prince of a man comes out of nowhere (because really, has anyone ever heard of him before now?) and claims he’s the father of Anna Nicole’s baby? Where has he been for the past five months, since the baby was born? Why hasn’t he been fighting for his baby all along? Or maybe, just maybe, he was keeping quiet, respecting what was left of the sanctity of his marriage and avoiding the circus. Until now, of course, when it is time to do the right thing, to step in and rescue the big bags of money a little girl from the spotlight and the media circus her young life has become.
In that case, Your Majesty, I salute you. You are truly a douche!
February 6th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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