Douche of the Week: Birk-shit-head
I really want to forget all about the Anna Nicole Smith drama. I want to let that poor woman rest in peace. I want to let her son rest in peace. When I heard the name “Howard Stern” I only want to think of the shock jock on Sirius Satellite Radio. Yeah, I am a celebrity gossip blogger, some some topics just aren’t fun to snark about. Some just make me feel bad. Gossip is supposed to be fun and it is DEFINITELY not supposed to involve children.
And at the time, I was happy that Larry Birkhead turned out to be little Dannielynn’s father. He seemed pretty level-headed, seemed to want to be a father, seemed less shady than Howard K. Stern. But today, Birkhead is being named our Douche of the Week, for inviting along Entertainment Tonight cameras to Nasssau, to join him on his visit to Anna Nicole Smith’s grave. His daughter’s first visit. On the one year anniversary of her mother’s death. I wonder why he did that? Maybe he forgot to bring his own camera or something? YEAH, RIGHT.
Way to exploit your little innocent daughter, Birkhead. Do you need the money that bad? Too busy changing diapers and going to Gymboree to pick up any photography jobs? Or are you really just proving yourself to be a #1 DAD/DOUCHE. The only thing I am giving you credit for is that it was Entertainment Tonight you pimped your little family too and not the freakin’ National Enquirer. I hope you are saving some of that cash for therapy bills.
Larry Birkhead, Anna Nicole Smith, Howard K. Stern, Entertainment Tonight, National Enquirer
February 6th, 2008 at 4:19 am
this is so sad, this should’ve been a very personal thing.