David Beckham removes shirt, allegedly plays in some sort of sporting event, or maybe not, we’re not sure.
British celebrity and all-around hottie David Beckham removed his shirt this weekend, much to the delight of, well, just about everyone.

Beckham apparently was supposed to play in a game of some sort. Or something. Reports said that the shirt he removed was some sort of sport jersey and that the disrobing took place in some sort of arena or near a playing field, but most witnesses, after viewing the rippling, naked upper body of the baseball golfer cricket player OH WHATEVER THE HELL HE DOES didn’t remember the specifics of the situation.
“Uh, yeah, I think he was supposed to play a game or something tonight but then he hurt his foot or whatever and couldn’t and lots of people were disappointed,” said one 20-something women, who craned her neck to look over toward the shirtless Beckham, who appeared to be watching a group of men kick something around. “But then he took off his shirt and …. OH WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT HE JUST STRETCHED WITH HIS ARMS OVER HIS HEAD.” The woman then pushed us aside and started snapping pictures with her camera phone.
After 90 minutes or so, Beckham put his shirt back on and left the area. An announcement of some sort regarding some group called the “L.A. Galaxy” and “lose 1-0″ was made, and everyone left. Many older gentlemen were overheard on cell phones making calls to personal trainers.
Even a small group of women with mullet hairstyles and fanny packs were seen looking a bit red-faced and fanning themselves as they walked to their Subarus.
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