Trashy Celebs

Actually it’s the Trash Talker moms back to spread some holiday cheer. We know you don’t do drugs moms (at least not while you were preggers with us). Enjoy their Fosse-goodness with a Beyonce tip.

And isn’t that just a little weird? It’s a little weird for me, anyway. I mean, my mom has heard of Jackass and knows my fondness for the show and the movies (and I believe my sister and I have shown her a clip or two) but I’m doubtful that she knows who Steve-O is, as his segments are the type that I generally would filter out. I mean, he has been know to perform some of the stranger/more disturbing stunts on the show, that frequently involve poo or vomit. And I would never, ever expose Amy’s grandma to a show like Jackass because she is a very sweet and respectable lady, and she likes me and I don’t want that to change.

So why are they going to know who Steve-O is? Well the rumor floating about lately is that Steve-O has made a verbal commitment to appear on Dancing With the Stars, a show that both my mom and Amy’s grandma are known to be fond of. In fact, my sister has had to remind me on more than one occasion not to call my mom on Monday nights and interrupt her watching the show. And now I have no way of timing things just right to call her and interrupt the show so she won’t witness him snorting wasabe and vomiting into his plate or stapling his own scrotum to his thigh. ABC, what in the world are you thinking? Do you even have insurance to cover this?

So yeah, Clay Aiken was bringing D-Baggin’ back as he signed copies of his new CD On My Way Here. Actually Aiken was signing all CD’s bought at Virgin. Here’s your new Dokken album, sorry it got Aiken all over it.

But in other Aiken news, if you want to tell your mom just how much you love her and are thankful for raising you right with minimal amounts of domestic violence you can send her a personalized greeting from the straight-iron beauty himself. Go to http://www.clayaiken.com/mothersday/ and share the love.

I’m totally sending this to Lori’s mom (Hi Jane) not that I hate her or anything, she’s actually a great lady. But I feel compelled to send this to some mother on mom’s day. I mean I’ve already sent it to like 12 of my friends but that just didn’t give me the special feeling of sending it to an actual mom will deliver. Plus, if I sent it to my own mother she wouldn’t get it until I came to visit since she doesn’t know how to check her email. Hi Mom! Happy Mother’s Day. Love you!

First up Whaa!
Thanks Dr. King for being a brilliant, fearless purveyor of what’s right and just because we needed the day off yesterday to recoup from a ridiculously disappointing Sunday of football. But we should have seen this coming years ago. The all-knowing soothsayer, Eddie Murphy did try and warn us of Brett Favre and the Packer’s inevitable loss in his 1988 film Coming to America. Yes Prince Akeem of Zamunda told us what time it was and no one had even asked.

I don’t remember doing it but I must have spent a good deal of my childhood watching this movie because I swear I can quote it more than Some Kind of Wonderful and Dirty Dancing combined.

Back to topic at hand, unfortunately Eddie “Donkey” Murphy did have the gift of future predictions when it came to his recent marriage to Tracey Edmonds. The couple split just two weeks after their non-legally binding wedding ceremony in Bora Bora. People Magazine quotes a source as saying that Eddie was chewing Tracey out at their wedding in front of guests and that it was embarrassing for everyone to witness. “Eddie’s mother felt Tracey was a gold digger, (but she ain’t messing with no broke, broke) says the friend - and Tracey’s mother felt Eddie wasn’t “good enough�? for her daughter.”

Also quoteth People, “The mothers didn’t even want to sit next to each other - even to eat - and it led to both sides of the family squaring off.�? Oh, that’s harsh. Lori and I have it easy because not only were our moms in a dance troupe together, we can’t get legally married! Wha-whaaaaa.

Now onto a quick Opps

It’s sad when young actors pass away. It’s even sadder when E! News spells a young actor’s name wrong who’s passed away. Good Job E!

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Brad Renfro, Brett Favre, Eddie Murphy, Tracey Edmonds, Green Bay Packers, Coming to America, New York Giants

But our Moms were so cool back in the day.

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