Could someone get her a sandwich? And some shampoo? And possibly a tetanus shot? But mostly the sandwich because look at the poor skinny girl trying to eat a microphone:
Maybe bring her a nice healthy salad as well or maybe an apple or some edamame. And a glass of milk. And a bowl of soup. And some potato chips because I have a feeling she needs the salt. Then get her to take a nice hot shower and bundle up on a big fluffy robe and eat some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. Then take a nice long nap.
Is it just me or is Saturday Night Live and Baby Mama star Amy Poehler looking a little knocked up here in this red-carpet picture from the the premiere of …. Baby Mama. Is that irony or just Alanis Morrissette irony?
Never mind. I do know that Amy Poehler isn’t actually all that well known for her fashion sense but that dress just makes me think two things: baggy and covering a pregnancy belly. Could it be that while playing the role of a surrogate for a woman who can’ get pregnant, she got herself all knocked up. Taking the role pretty seriously! I wonder if Tina Fey MADE her do that so she’d get into the role more. Wow, that Tina Fey is one tough-ass boss!
Eric Dane is on the beach showing some butt cleavage. This shot apparently came from the set of a new movie Mr. Look-at-my-butt Dane is currently shooting in Miami. Apparently the movie being shot is Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, and to my understanding, this movie is about a guy and a dog, so I don’t quite understand how that lends itself to hot guys showing off their butts on a beach, but I’m sure there are more than a few people out there that are glad it did.
I wonder if anyone snuck up behind him and dropped a quarter in there and then asked where their can of soda or bad of chips is and then shook him like he was a broken vending machine. Does anyone try to grab celebrities on th beach anymore or do they just whip out their iPhones and try to get the ass shot for their blogs? Either way, I can’t believe Mr. Dane didn’t feel the cool breeze on his top shelf there and give his pants a little yank. Or if he did mean to show that much crack then I sure hope he slapped some Coppertone on there.
So the Trash Talkers have not yet had the chance to watch this years Grammy broadcast (safely stored in the DVR for now) because we had tickets last night to see the Queen of Trash Talk, Kathy Griffin.
The show was fabulous, and not only did we laugh our trash talkin’ asses off, we also got to see a couple of drunk girls tossed out of the show for trying to out trash talk Kathy F’n Griffin. Nice try stupid drunk girls. Also, the pre-show warm up music featured songs by Clay Aiken, Paul Abdul, and Britney Spears, so we knew exactly who she was probably going to talk about during her show. (And she did not let us down, comparing a certain over exposed part of Britney Spears’ anatomy with a chow tongue. Yes, she went there.) In fact, it is now my dream to someday have Kathy Griffin guest write a post for this blog. I’m not delusional, I know it will never happen, but even a Trash Talkin’ girl has dreams!
But I have to say, I wonder if even Kathy Griffin would go here:
I mean, oh my! Oh my! What happened to Aretha Franklin? What happened? Why doesn’t anybody do anything? Because, frankly, I am worried about her. She is freaking brilliant, she has a voice like nobody’s business and she can sing anything. I still remember when she performed “Nessun Dorma” at the 1998 Grammy Awards show; it totally gave me chills.
And now I am afraid all I can see is an unhealthy Aretha wearing a very ill-advised bright yellow dress with spaghetti straps. I mean, look at the picture. I’m afraid Cyndi Lauper is going to fall face first into Aretha’s chest and not be found for days. Days, people! Even with that warning flare of a hairstyle! I feel really bad even saying anything at all about it …. like I am going to end up in R&B Hell listening to Peabo Bryson or Jodeci forever. So, okay, I am not making fun of Aretha Franklin. I won’t do it. But I am worried about her … and I do think she should fire her damn stylist.
What, John Travolta couldn’t even get dressed up for the premiere of his new movie Hairpray (of which he is not even the star and yes, I am still bitter that this douche is in the movie instead of someone good like Harvey Fierstein). I mean, no one expects (or, let’s be honest, wants) him to wear the dress, but jeans? Come on. He could have at least worn the famous white suit from Saturday Night Fever.
Being a thirty-something lesbian who owns way to many sports ts and cutoff shorts doesn’t make me a fashionista or even very style-conscious. However I do know to not dress like crap. This week the crap-style fairy flung her wand all over tinsel town and beyond and smacked a few clueless wonders upside the head.
Black, White and Wrong all over
Judging from these ensembles Victoria Beckham should now be known as Scary Spice. Posh spread the love and fashion don’ts all ’round the world as she traveled from the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles to the Glamour Magazine Woman of the year awards (shudder) ending at Graduate Fashion Week at London’s Battersea Park Events Arena.
Now we do consider ourselves feminists and we’d hate to make jokes about her husband not having to get prostitutes since his wife already dresses like one, so we won’t do that. But we will say she looks like Cruella Deville had a three-way with half my grandma’s girdle and an old pair of baseball gloves. NEXT
Brooke Hogan needs love too source
Brooke Hogan was channeling a little Samantha Fox as she charmed the crowd with her musical stylings at Sunfest. I’m sure if she asked her dad he would have lent her a belt.
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