Trashy Celebs

Lisa Ling, former co-host of ABC’s The View (from 1999-2002), host of National Geographic Channel’s Explorer, reporter on Channel One News, and special correspondent for the Oprah Winfrey Show.

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Justin Timberlake gave fans in attendance at the final show of his Future Sex/Love Show a bit of a treat when he removed his T-shirt and tossed it into the crowd.

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Unsurprisingly, a fan captured the moment on video and posted it to youtube. The sound quality is shitty, but you don’t really need sound with a shirtless Justin Timberlake, do you?

I can’t imagine the fight that broke out over that shirt. Probably not as fierce as the fight I saw amongst a group of queens when Madonna threw a shirt into the crowd during a concert, but it had to have been almost as bad.

I’ve taken a few informal polls among my gay girlfriends and we all pretty much agree. There is just something about JT. He’s so pretty! And the Future Sex/Love Show will be in rotation on my DVR for some time to come. Hello! future ex-Mr. Trash Talker Lori!

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Future Sex Love Show, Future Sex Love Sounds, Justin Timberlake shirtless

People magazine is reporting that Comcast cable in the great (big) state of Texas (or Houston, to be more precise) is refusing to air an ad for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) featuring actress Alicia Silverstone, despite the fact that the ads have already been paid for.

PETA claims that Houston was chosen because it often ranks high on lists of cities with the worst eating habits. So why did Comcast pull the commercial?

A spokesperson for the cable company cited nudity in their decision to cancel the campaign, though the clips had already been paid for.

Now I am not a vegetarian, but ads like this can certainly make me consider it, even if it’s just for the 30 seconds that it airs (and as long as it’s not dinnertime.)

Yowza! Silverstone looks great. If I actually thought I could look like that if I gave up the occasional cheeseburger or steak, I just might give it a shot. In the meantime, I think I’ll call out for a pepperoni pizza and rent Clueless again.

Alicia Silverstone, PETA, Comcast Cable Houston, Clueless

Being a slow celeb gossip day we once again unleashed our pug Muriel to comment on the Michael Vick trial. Yesterday Vick pled guilty and threw himself at the wolves, aka a judge, and admitted to charges of dog fighting. Since Vick is such a public figure, Muriel thought it appropriate to get the reaction of another celebrity who’s in tune with the pulse of man and dog, Star Jones’s Maltese, Pinkie.

Muriel: THANK YOU VERY MUCH PINKIE FOR BEING WITH US TODAY

Pinkie: YOU ARE VERY MUCH WELCOME MURIEL THE PUG

M: SO WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE VICK?

P: I DO BELIEVE THE VICK IS A VERY LARGE BASTARD THAT I WOULD LIKE TO BITE

M: YES, WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT THIS IS THE WISH OF MANY A DOG AND THAT THE VICK WOULD BE TASTING OF BASTARD.

P: VERY TRUE MURIEL. COME TO THINK OF IT HE PROBABLY TASTES 100 TIMES WORSE THAN THE STAR JONES WHO OWNES ME.

M: IS THAT SO? WHAT DOES THE STAR JONES WHO OWNES YOU TASTE LIKE. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE SHE TASTES VERY MUCH OF BRIE THAT HAS BEEN LOST IN THE COUCH CUSHION FOR FIVE WEEKS.

P: NO SHE DOES NOT TASTE OF THAT BUT YOU ARE VERY CLOSE MURIEL. EVER SINCE HER DIET SHE TASTES LESS OF THE BRIE AND MORE OF THE LAUGHING COW VARIETY OF OLD CHEESE. IT IS STILL NOT PLEASENT TO BITE HER BUT THE AL REYNOLDS IS VERY PLESEANT TO BITE. IMAGINE IF CALVIN KLEIN AND LADY GODIVA HAD A GAY LOVE CHILD. THAT IS WHAT THE AL REYNOLDS TASTES LIKE. IF YOU’D LIKE WE CAN BOTH GO AND BITE HIM NOW.

M: THAT SOUNDS VERY LOVELY TO ME. THIS IS THE END OF THE INTERVIEW.

Ok, yeah. We learned our lesson about letting some dogs discuss major news stories. I guess we should cancel our special coverage of the nation’s obesity crisis with guest coverage by DMX’s dogs.

DMX. Michael Vick, Star Jones, Calvin Klein

We’ve documented here before that the Trash Talkers are big fans of Kate Winslet.

So we are starting a new feature here at Trashy Celebs, called Kate Winslet Saturday. It won’t always be a picture of KateWinslet, but it will always be a picture of something lovely. Just a little less trash to start your weekend.

Enjoy!

Kate Winslet

British celebrity and all-around hottie David Beckham removed his shirt this weekend, much to the delight of, well, just about everyone.

Beckham apparently was supposed to play in a game of some sort. Or something. Reports said that the shirt he removed was some sort of sport jersey and that the disrobing took place in some sort of arena or near a playing field, but most witnesses, after viewing the rippling, naked upper body of the baseball golfer cricket player OH WHATEVER THE HELL HE DOES didn’t remember the specifics of the situation.

“Uh, yeah, I think he was supposed to play a game or something tonight but then he hurt his foot or whatever and couldn’t and lots of people were disappointed,” said one 20-something women, who craned her neck to look over toward the shirtless Beckham, who appeared to be watching a group of men kick something around. “But then he took off his shirt and …. OH WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT HE JUST STRETCHED WITH HIS ARMS OVER HIS HEAD.” The woman then pushed us aside and started snapping pictures with her camera phone.

After 90 minutes or so, Beckham put his shirt back on and left the area. An announcement of some sort regarding some group called the “L.A. Galaxy” and “lose 1-0″ was made, and everyone left. Many older gentlemen were overheard on cell phones making calls to personal trainers.

Even a small group of women with mullet hairstyles and fanny packs were seen looking a bit red-faced and fanning themselves as they walked to their Subarus.

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