The latest in the twisted Anna Nicole Smith story- a Los Angeles judge has ordered a paternity test to determine the father of 3-month old Dannielynn Hope.
The test was mandated by Larry Birkhead, who is claiming that he and not Smith’s fiance Howard K. Stern is the father of the baby girl.
Here we go again. Is this story over yet?
Miss Nevada Katie Rees has lost her crown after naughty nude pictures of her showed up on the internet.
This is the latest pageant scandal- Miss USA, Tara Conner, was scorned for making out with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. Conner also tested positive for cocaine use. Katie Blair was dropped as the spokeswoman for MADD.
Well sorry Miss Nevada. What do you expect from the crown princess of Sin City though. Honestly.
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VINCENT Gallo is no pal of PayPal. The online payment service abruptly cut ties with the actor-director because it didn’t want to be associated with him selling his sexual services and sperm through his Web site.
“They are really fascists. They should breathe some death gas or something,” the star of X-rated flick “Brown Bunny” told Page Six.
For years, Gallo had used PayPal as an intermediary to collect payments from people ordering merchandise over vincentgallo.com, including clothing, posters, artwork and jewelry. But he says PayPal got squeamish at him offering himself to single women and lesbian couples for prices of $50,000-$200,000, and sperm samples for women who want to have his baby for $1 million.
“For them to say they have some sort of moral regard for their clients is incredible - they’re a penny-pinching, conniving company,” he fumed.
Gallo says he’s switching to American Express, Visa and MasterCard, “just like all the good escort services use.” A PayPal rep defended cutting off Gallo, saying he violated its “policy against facilitating meetings for sexually oriented activities.”
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Well there you have it. Sperm available now through Visa and MasterCard. Operators are standing by.
In case you missed any of the catfight between The Donald and Rosie, here it is on video.
To recap, Rosie called Donald a “snake oil salesman” and said that Miss USA is shit and The Donald called Rosie unattrative and fat and he said he was going to send his friends to abduct Rosie’s wife. And then he threatened to sue her. Just another day, right?
From US Weekly:
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Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden, 27, has been hooking up with The Simple Life’s Nicole Richie, 25, for the last month, but does he still have his ex Hilary Duff on the brain?
A source tells Us he has been calling Duff, but she “doesn’t want to talk to him? (the pair split in late November after two and a half years).
Adds the source, “She can’t believe he’s dating Nicole and thinks she’s a skank.?
When Duff, 19, heard about Richie’s arrest, “she asked if Nicole had been coming from Joel’s,? says the source. “She kept saying she never knew Joel at all.?
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Damn….US Weekly keeps it real. They say Joel and Nicole are “hooking up” and Nicole is a skank. Wow. Tell it like it is, US!
MADD has severed ties with Miss Teen USA because of her make-out sessions with shamed Miss USA Tara Conner:
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underage drinking and carousing with Miss USA Tara Conner…led the group Mothers Against Drunk Driving to sever ties with 18-year-old Katie Blair.
The day before, Conner had tearfully admitted drinking as a minor at New York nightclubs. She turned 21 on Monday.
“In the past, MADD has teamed with Miss Teen USA to raise awareness about the serious and often deadly consequences of underage drinking,” said Heidi Castle, a spokeswoman for MADD, in a statement. “However, we do not feel, at this time, that Ms. Blair can be an effective spokesperson on underage drinking and will not ask her to represent MADD in future initiatives.”
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Also, Miss Nevada might be getting the boot for being a ho and kissing other girls and showing her boobs. Miss USA is the poor man’s Miss America anyway.
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Ordinarily when you hear about a celebrity getting a star in Hollywood, they mean the kind stuck in the ground outside Mann’s Chinese Theater - but then again, when is Britney Spears ever ordinary? We got some exclusive shots of Britney getting a star-shaped tattoo on her right hand - looks like she’ll have something new to show off next time she’s at the Forty Deuce!
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I hear she brought Jamie Lynn. She gained a tat and lost her dignity, as if she had it to begin with!
Britney who? JR Rotem, who was linked to Britney Spears until…err…last week? was seen out and about with Hayden Panettiere, you know the 17-year-old cheerleader chick from the Heros TV show.
From Star Mag:
Just as the buzz about Britney Spears hooking up with her producer Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem reaches a fever pitch in Hollywood, it appears that J.R. is spreading the love!
The studly music man, 31, was spotted arriving at L.A.’s Koi restaurant on Dec. 14 with 17-year-old Heroes star and aspiring musician Hayden Panettiere….And get ready for this: They arrived holding each other’s hands!! Huh?
“J.R Rotem produced a couple of my songs and it’s very exciting,” Hayden told Star that evening, at the Smashbox Cosmetics Holiday 2006/Brent Bolthouse Birthday Party at L.A.’s nightclub, at which she arrived with J.R. “I would say it’s rock but it’s really a mixture of everything.”
I didn’t know she was a singer?! Well I guess all is fair in love and Hollywood hook-up scandals. She WOULD be an upgrade were she not…err…a TEENAGER? This guy’s a creep. And he looks like a guido gangster from Queens. I take back any thoughts I had about him being hot. Yuck.
From Page Six:
December 17, 2006 — SLEEPING with Vincent Gallo is getting to be a pricey proposition.
Last February, the outrageous actor-director offered to “fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female” for a “modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses.” But “bargains” don’t last forever, and Gallo just upped his price to $100,000 - even though no one has apparently yet taken him up on the lower price.
But, “Female couples of the lesbian persuasion” can still “enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together” for the old price of $100,000 for two - or just $200,000 for an entire weekend, Gallo says on his Web site. He adds, sensitively: “Heavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way, José.”
Gallo advises women considering his offer to check out his sex scene with Chloe Sevigny in “Brown Bunny,” “to be sure for themselves that they can fully accommodate all of me.”
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Get him while he’s hot, ladies! Out of curiosity I recently rented “The Brown Bunny.” And although he’s big it’s really nothing to write home about. Besides, I could probably get…maybe Hayden Christensen (god willing) for free….either that or Jake Gyllenhaal, if his schedule frees up.
I’m kidding. But, seriously- Vincent Gallo is Ga-ross. Good luck with that whole sex stuff, eww.
From MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16042706/)
“About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single. Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.”
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Bah-haha. Paris does know what sex is right? In case she’s not near an Encarta’s…it’s when the guy you’re with sticks “it” in and moves around. That’s sex, honey.
So whatever she’s probably doing with Brandon or Stavros or whoever kinda counts, you know?
Two relationships? Pah-lease. Let’s recount, shall we? (allegedly):
Jason Shaw, Nick Carter (dated 2003-04), Rick Salomon (appears in sex tape), Oscar De La Hoya, actor Brandon Davis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Evans, Colin Farrell, Edward Furlong, Vincent Gallo, Jamie Kennedy, Jared Leto, Robert Mills (5th place in 2003 Australian Idol), Mark Philippoussis, Simon Rex, Sting’s son Jake Sumner, Deryck Whibley, Paris Latsis, Tom Sizemore, Joe Francis
Phew. A-goddamn. Maybe she should also look up “celibate” in the dictionary.
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December 15, 2006 — BRITISH actor James Purefoy doesn’t open up to Out magazine on why he quit halfway through the production of “V for Vendetta” - but he does open up about his sexuality. Purefoy told the mag that while he’s straight, he will “never say never” when it comes to having sex with a man. “Anyone who went to an English [private] school in the 1970s will have had some kind of a gay experience,” he said. “You bang 500 adolescent hormonal boys together at exactly the time when they’re exploring their sexuality, and don’t be surprised if some shenanigan comes out of it.”
Hehe, when I first read this I only saw “you bang 500 adolescent hormonal boys”- which I’m sure is not far from the truth when it comes to James Purefoy. Purefoy is kind of a faggy name, don’t you think?
Well, boys will be boys. Those boys and their “shenanigans” (wide-eyed look).
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Former MELROSE PLACE star HEATHER LOCKLEAR has moved on from DAVID SPADE and is reportedly dating CHRISTINA APPLEGATE’s estranged husband, actor JOHNATHAN SCHAECH. The pair were recently spotted sharing an intimate dinner at Mastro’s Steakhouse in Thousand Oaks, California. Schaech, 37, who split with the ANCHORMAN star last year (05) is close to finalising his divorce. Meanwhile, Locklear, 45, split from husband RICHIE SAMBORA in January (06) and has been seen out on the town with Schaech. A friend of Locklear’s tells American publication Us Weekly, “She really likes him. It’s still in that fun, getting-to-know-each-other stage.”
Well, alright….it’s Friday, bout time for a switch-a-roo of some sort, right?
So here’s an update….the old couples:
Heather Locklear + Richie Sambora
Christina Applegate + Jonathan Schaech
Time elapses…
Heather Locklear + David Spade
Denise Richards + Richie Sambora
Now…
Heather Locklear + Jonathan Schaech
What’s the logical conclusion here? Obviously…
Christina Applegate + David Spade, right? (shudders)
I never thought I’d see Martha Stewart and Howard Stern together, but it happened! And here’s the juicy details:
On Martha’s 5-month stay in prison due to apparent insider trader:
Howard:”Who came on to you??
Martha: “Some girls who looked like boys. Some had mustaches and beards. I’d be walking to the street and I’d be like, ‘How’d that boy get in here?’ And it was a girl. They’d want to have lunch with me, like a lunch date. Everybody in prison has a business plan. I’d have lunch with them if they were interesting.?
On self-love while in prison:
Howard: “You never saw two girls getting it on??
Martha: “Nah.” “Not naked. But there’d be trysts.?
Howard: “So I guess you have to pleasure yourself in prison.?
Martha: “You know what, five months isn’t a long time.?
On getting some work done:
Howard: “Have you ever had anything done??
Martha: “No.?
Howard: “No boob job??
Martha: “No, I think my boobs got bigger.?
Howard: “You’re a D cup, right??
Martha: “Nah.?
Howard: “C??
Martha: “Yeah.?
The bantering duo also talked about Martha’s love life (she’s dated Michael Bloomberg and Anthony Hopkins…but she couldn’t get over the Hannibal Lector thing, lol). And on if she would ever say hi to Donald Trump at a party, Martha said she would look the other way.
And without skipping a beat, at the end of the interview Howard asked Martha if she was wearing underwear.
Martha said, “No… bye Howard.?
Classic! Love it!
I think I spoke too soon when I said that Christina and Jordan’s alleged marriage break-up is the beginning of the end. It looks like Pink and her hubby Carey Hart on on the rocks, too!
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Pink’s marriage to motocross star Carey Hart is in trouble, after less than a year.
The couple - who wed on a beach in Costa Rica in January this year - have spent long spells apart because of their work commitments and the distance is said to be putting pressure on their relationship.
A source told the National Enquirer magazine: “Pink and Carey’s marriage is in trouble.
“They’re both crazy busy with their separate careers, and it’s beginning to take a toll on their relationship.
“They’re hardly ever together.”
Pink - real name Alecia Moore - has been busy promoting her album ‘I’m Not Dead’, while Carey, 31, is a hugely successful motocross champion, runs a tattoo parlour in Las Vegas and is looking to open up another body art shop in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
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OMG! Hey, peep this about Christina and Jordan, if you’re bored.
Well, no one stays together anymore…no one! Next will be Cameron and Justin I’m sure…followed by Ben and Jennifer and Matt and his random wife…then Madonna and Guy…and then Gwen and Gavin. It’s inevitable in Hollywood. Nothing shocks me anymore!
From the NY Post:
December 18, 2006 — LINDSAY Lohan is suffering for her art - that is, suffering bruises from dancing on a stripper’s pole to prepare for her role as a topless dancer in her new movie, “I Know Who Killed Me.”
Lohan, 20, who sometimes forgets her underwear in real life, has been taking classes in the art of undressing - and she got a lesson in occupational hazards.
An e-mail she sent to pals last week has the subject title: “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.
“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”
Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said, “She’s been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes from Sheila Kelly.” Kelly developed the famed “S Factor: Aerobic Striptease Workout and Pole Dancing.”
“Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn’t easy. We should give these women credit,” Zelnik told Page Six.
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Haha. Strippin’ ain’t easy, y’all. I can’t believe Leslie Sloane Zelnik said that! Strippers need respect too, ok! Plus, are you sure the bruises are from her “acting” and not from some serious rough sex she had in the back of her trailer with one of the extras? Maybe Paris has some advice about how to cover up thigh bruises. Come to think of it, Paris is always bruised, isn’t she?
Also ironic that LINDSAY is calling people cunts and whores- that’s my job, alright?
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