Trashy Celebs

Well she’s hot…but I’m not sure if this story is true:

Painter Carmel Sloane claims the millionaire actor made her mum pregnant on a mattress in the back of his car before he was famous 30 YEARS ago.

And now her 10-year-old son Jordan bears a striking resemblance to his secret GRANDAD.

Carmel, 29, said: “I’m not doing it for his money. I just want to meet the man I’ve always known was my dad — and for him to get to know his grandson.”

The paternity suit is the latest blow for the Braveheart star. Earlier this year he was arrested for drink-driving and launched an anti-Jewish tirade against cops.

Legal papers will be served on Gibson, 50, this week and he will either have to admit he’s the father or have a swab taken from inside his mouth for DNA testing.

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First of all- he did it on a matress in the back of a car? Secondly, the story says that Carmel’s mom, Marilyn, was a hitch hiker. And third, Carmel? What type of a name is that?

Soooo…did Mel pick up a hitch hiker and father a child with her? Yuck, yuck and yuck. I guess he would have been 20 at the time. Eww, what if he really is the father? This hasn’t been the best year for Mel, has it?

From DListed:

Does a human made out of lard and sweat have to do with the break-up of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears? Sources say that Paris became jealous that Britney was becoming so close to Brandon Davis. Apparently, Paris has told all her friends to push Britney out of their circle.

A source said, “Paris is very protective over her men and she didn’t want Britney getting too close.�

That source was most likely Fat Elvis himself. Here’s some pics of Brit Brit going out the other night. She still needs a bath and a new colorist.

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Eww. They’re fighting over a smelly fat man? Actually if he lost some weight and took a bath he wouldn’t be that bad. I can totally picture Paris being all protective of her men. She and Brandon have been friends for a while, but my intuition says they’re definitely screwing. Eww- what if Paris and Kevin hooked up? A revenge fuck, sure..but wouldn’t that be nasty? Yuck, yuck, yuck.

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From Page Six:

December 17, 2006 — Call it Rent-an-Idol.

For the right price, “American Idol” castoffs, finalists and even champs will pay a visit to your wedding, Sweet 16 or bar mitzvah.

“The average going rate for an ‘American Idol’ finalist can be as little as $15,000 or as much as $150,000,” says a source familiar with the business of brokering singers, bands and other talent for corporate functions and exclusive private parties.

“But it really depends on what you want them to do. Are they just going to show up at the party or are they going to sing? Do they have a song on the charts right now, or are they yesterday’s news?”

A wealthy entertainment mogul once shelled out big bucks - more than $30,000 - to hire second-season “Idol” champ Ruben Studdard to sing just three songs at a party for his wife.

“And I’m in the industry,” he says.

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Damn. $30k for Ruben Studdard? How many big macs and tims would that buy?

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British actress SIENNA MILLER has defended a graphic sex scene in new movie FACTORY GIRL, despite being terrified of her father’s reaction to it.

The ALFIE star, who plays tragic 1960s icon EDIE SEDGWICK in the movie, believes her steamy scenes accurately portray the era’s relaxed attitude to sex.

But she still worries the explicit nature of the scene will upset her parent.

She says, “We wanted to make it realistic and I watched it thinking, ‘Oh my God, my dad’s going to see it!’ And that was going through my head.

“But it was relevant to the story in that it’s a movie about the 1960s, and sex and drugs and rock and roll were a big part of that.

“We didn’t want to hold back because it is a real film and it is a gritty film and there was a lot of shocking things and it wouldn’t fit in the film if we had an unrealistic sex scene. It was always a bit uncomfortable but I think it was relevant to the story.”

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Yea, if I were Sienna’s dad I would feel a bit (ahem) uncomfortable about all that, too!

The blogs are a-buzzin’ that the new Britney Spears may in fact be Elisha Cuthbert. I didn’t know who this chick was so I IMDBed her. Apparently she was the “Girl Next Door” and she was also in some episodes of 24. Whatever. What’s my point. Ah yes, she’s a few months younger than me (born Nov 1982) so I wouldn’t exactly call her young and impressionable, but lately it appears that she’s taken the place of Miss Spears as Paris’ snatch-buddy.

Britney, if you will recall, decided to distance herself from Paris because she wants a comeback. Which I think is just as likely as me having a love tryst with Jake Gyllenhaal, but I digress.

Well Elisha is cute. I wouldn’t mind seeing her twat in a few photos…I’m curious to know if she’s already sporting the bald look or if Paris’ snatch fashion sense has yet to take its influence.

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Spears has been without a personal publicist since October, after parting ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnick. In the interim, Sonia Muckle, a publicist at Spears’ label Jive Records, has been handling her less-than-favorable recent press coverage.

Now Muckle has had enough and is moving on and leaving Jive to start her own marketing and promotions company. Muckle insists her departure has nothing to do with the pop star’s recent antics, which include spending numerous nights on the town with Paris Hilton and being photographed without underwear.

She tells Radar Online, “I left of my own accord. This has been in the works for several months

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Well…I pitty the publicist who wants to dive head first into the pile of steaming poo that is Britney Spears. Good luck.

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Tara Reid got krunk (I’m assuming) this past weekend in St. Barth’s/St. Maartens, in the Carribean. I’m especially excited about this because my mom and dad said that they saw her in the airport in St. Maarten’s on December 24th. My dad’s only comment was that she looked “very blonde” and that she looked “excited.” I’m interpreting that as drunk.

I asked if she looked skinny or fat and if she was with her posse or not, but they had no idea. I think they barely know who Tara Reid is.

At any rate, she was there. In St. Maarten’s. In the presence of my parents. Haha!

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from TMZ:
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What would a lovely Christmas morn be without the latest on Kate Moss and Pete Doherty? According to London’s Mail on Sunday (via Page Six), the ever-tragic pair could get hitched sometime this week. (Please, do it, for everyone’s sake!) “Both Kate and Pete have invited close friends and family to meet them” at a local registrar’s office, says a source, and then a big party has been planned for January in Ibiza. Meanwhile, Kate is spending New Year’s Eve on the island of Phuket in Thailand, along with her pal Sarah, Duchess of York.

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Again? He is awful-looking. Gah. Look at those peek-a-boo yellow teeth! Don’t do it, Kate!

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An American model is saying that she had an affair with country singer Keith Urban while he was engaged to actress Nicole Kidman. From:

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An American model says she was having an affair with Keith Urban while he was engaged to Australian actress Nicole Kidman and has spoken of the country star’s drug habit.

Amanda Wyatt, a 23-year-old part-time model who met Urban at a bar, said they never used protection during their relationship which began in 2004 and continued until May this year - the month before Urban and Kidman married.

The pair was also seen being intimate in October this year, around the time when Urban checked himself into the Betty Ford rehabilitation clinic to treat his drug addiction.

“I’m sorry if I hurt Nicole but I just want to tell the truth and move on,” Ms Wyatt told Britain’s The Mail on Sunday.

“I hope that she finds happiness with him but Keith is a deeply troubled man.

“I hope for her sake that he sorts himself out. She deserves better.”

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Ekk. Why didn’t they use protection? Yuck. I feel like that’s worse than him just having an affair. Poor Nic. She’s had a pretty rough love life, right? Aww…sorry Nicole!

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This is just a bad looking pic of Brit.

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Alcohol had a Toxic effect on Brit at the popular Hollywood club Les Deux, for after downing drinks till about 2 AM, she puked all over the place… the former Princess of Pop also made such a mess that no one wanted to clean it up… [The] singer’s handlers then “ordered some pasta� because “they didn’t want her getting alcohol poisoning.�

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She looks so fug and gross in these pictures that I’m not at all surprised that she puked ALL OVER THE PLACE. Eww. She’s such trash.

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The latest in the twisted Anna Nicole Smith story- a Los Angeles judge has ordered a paternity test to determine the father of 3-month old Dannielynn Hope.

The test was mandated by Larry Birkhead, who is claiming that he and not Smith’s fiance Howard K. Stern is the father of the baby girl.

Here we go again. Is this story over yet?

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Miss Nevada Katie Rees has lost her crown after naughty nude pictures of her showed up on the internet.

This is the latest pageant scandal- Miss USA, Tara Conner, was scorned for making out with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. Conner also tested positive for cocaine use. Katie Blair was dropped as the spokeswoman for MADD.

Well sorry Miss Nevada. What do you expect from the crown princess of Sin City though. Honestly.

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VINCENT Gallo is no pal of PayPal. The online payment service abruptly cut ties with the actor-director because it didn’t want to be associated with him selling his sexual services and sperm through his Web site.

“They are really fascists. They should breathe some death gas or something,” the star of X-rated flick “Brown Bunny” told Page Six.

For years, Gallo had used PayPal as an intermediary to collect payments from people ordering merchandise over vincentgallo.com, including clothing, posters, artwork and jewelry. But he says PayPal got squeamish at him offering himself to single women and lesbian couples for prices of $50,000-$200,000, and sperm samples for women who want to have his baby for $1 million.

“For them to say they have some sort of moral regard for their clients is incredible - they’re a penny-pinching, conniving company,” he fumed.

Gallo says he’s switching to American Express, Visa and MasterCard, “just like all the good escort services use.” A PayPal rep defended cutting off Gallo, saying he violated its “policy against facilitating meetings for sexually oriented activities.”

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Well there you have it. Sperm available now through Visa and MasterCard. Operators are standing by.

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In case you missed any of the catfight between The Donald and Rosie, here it is on video.

To recap, Rosie called Donald a “snake oil salesman” and said that Miss USA is shit and The Donald called Rosie unattrative and fat and he said he was going to send his friends to abduct Rosie’s wife. And then he threatened to sue her. Just another day, right?

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From US Weekly:
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Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden, 27, has been hooking up with The Simple Life’s Nicole Richie, 25, for the last month, but does he still have his ex Hilary Duff on the brain?

A source tells Us he has been calling Duff, but she “doesn’t want to talk to him� (the pair split in late November after two and a half years).

Adds the source, “She can’t believe he’s dating Nicole and thinks she’s a skank.�

When Duff, 19, heard about Richie’s arrest, “she asked if Nicole had been coming from Joel’s,� says the source. “She kept saying she never knew Joel at all.�

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Damn….US Weekly keeps it real. They say Joel and Nicole are “hooking up” and Nicole is a skank. Wow. Tell it like it is, US!