Trashy Celebs

The 18th annual GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) Media Awards were held in Los Angeles Saturday night. Grey’s Anatomy was given the Outstanding Individual Episode award for a recent show called Where the Boys Are.

Despite recent criticisms for using a homophobic slur, show star Isaiah Washington put the past behind him and accepted the award.

“First off I’d like to thank all the Lezzies and Faggots out there who voted for me. I’d be nowhere without you Queers,�? said Washington who unfortunately wasn’t finished speaking.

“I also want to thank my kike agent for getting me this role. My chinkerbell dry cleaner and of course my whop chef. What up Giuseppe?�?

Luckily a large rainbow cane appeared from offstage and yanked Washington off the podium before he could continue. Stunned guests were quickly subdued by a montage of the greatest moments from Will and Grace set to Turn Back Time by Cher.

Isaiah Washington, GLAAD, Cher, Will and Grace, Grey’s Anatomy

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Does Carrie Underwood have a new reason to sing? A new note in her symphony, if you will? TMZ is reporting that Carrie Underwood is dating Tony Romo, who was previously linked to Jessica Simpson:

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Carrie Underwood might have a new beau in Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo – who just happened to have been linked to Jessica Simpson not long ago. Underwood, says In Touch, was a surprise guest at Texas Stadium for the Cowboys’ Christmas Day game against Philadelphia, and gave Romo a hug on the field before kickoff. Romo told a small-town paper in central Illinois, where he went to college, that he was dating the “American Idol” chanteuse. Carrie might want to skip the next game – Romo had a terrible outing against the Eagles.

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Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds? Isn’t that sad when a former American Idol is dating JS exes?

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It looks like shamed Miss USA Tara Conner will be spending some quiet nights alone in an all-women’s rehab center in Pennsylvania.

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Tarnished beauty-pageant tart Tara Conner won’t be having many debauched late nights – or fast guys to spend them with — at her latest home, the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. In fact, reports the New York Daily News, Tara will be in bed by 11 o’clock at night, up at 6:30 in the AM, and will be doing chores like mopping, cleaning and making her own bed, just like all the other attendees of the $24,000-per-day facility.

And even if she gets a little boy-craving during her 28-day stay there, she’ll have to squelch it, because men and women are segregated at Caron. Still, there’s no word on whether she’ll be able to, you know, lend her support to other female rehabbers like she allegedly did to Miss Teen USA Katie Blair.

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Wait, it costs $24k PER PERSON PER DAY? Doesn’t that seem a little….I dunno…EXTREME?! Holy crap, is she shittin’ gold bricks or something…wtf?

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Nicole Scherzinger is the lead Pussy Cat Doll and Talan was on Laguna Beach or something. Anyway, they’re apparently screwin’.

If you remember that epidsode of the Kathy Griffin show where Talan was a guest he made some sort of allusion to having a Pussy Cat Doll in his bed that morning. It was probably another bandmate though and not this chick. Just a guess.

From Female First:

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Kate Beckinsale once sat through an interview with one breast hanging out.

The 33-year-old actress revealed her embarrassing wardrobe malfunction had a Japanese journalist so flustered he couldn’t get his equipment to work.

She said: “A friend made me wear this top for an interview. I had one t*t entirely hanging out in front of this Japanese man.

“I think I really scared him. He was fumbling around and couldn’t get his tape recorder to work.”

The ‘Pearl Harbor’ beauty - who has a seven-year-old daughter Lily from her relationship with actor Michael Sheen - also confessed to recently flashing her bottom when her trousers split.

She added: “My trousers had worn through so much you could see my bottom. My daughter Lily found it very funny. I was mortified!

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What’s a day in celeb news without a little T&A anyway?

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LINDSAY Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West for three hours early yesterday - jumping onstage to do a wild bump-and-grind, then ushering topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all “whores.”

“I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club’s “Turntable Tuesdays.”

Next, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.

“It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”

Lohan - who plays a topless dancer in the upcoming film “I Know Who Killed Me” - enraged exotic dancers when Page Six reported this month how she e-mailed pals: “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . except for some, obviously.” But yesterday she humbly apologized to several of the Scores girls - and they accepted her mea culpa with open arms.

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In other Bohan news, I saw Prairie Home Companion yesterday…which I didn’t understand at all. Actually, I didn’t see the movie so much as I napped through it and checked my email. Lohan played a suicidal weirdo in the film, which, if you’ve seen the cuts on her arms in recent photos, might not be too far from the truth!

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Have a snack, MK, Jesus. Here’s Mark-Kate Olsen looking just as scary and blonde and disgusting as ever. She’s only 80 lbs. From Pop Bytes:

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it looks like nicole richie is off the skinny hook and in her place - we’ve got mary-kate olsen looking scary at only a mere 80lbs! below is the latest cover of STAR magazine which features mary-kate and her new awful blonde hair - but that’s the least of her problems - when i saw these pics last week - all i could look at was her hair - it’s so wrong on her - i didn’t even notice how thin & fragile she was looking! the skinny jeans & big heels don’t help matters either…

i’m still a little confused on what her & twin sister ashley actually do - i know what they’ve done in the past but what do they want to focus on now? movies? TV? singing? fashion? anyways hopefully ms. olsen will dye her hair back to a natural color and pack on a few more pounds…

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Agreed! She looks horrible and wasting away. Get some snacks and clean up your act, MK!

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From Page Six:

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Pope Benedict has denounced gay marriage and is said to favor banishing gay seminarians from the priesthood. But none of that has stopped gay Italians from speculating that His Holiness is one of them.

On the day Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was voted Pope, Rome’s popular gay TV host Fabio Canino opened his show with a shot of pink smoke wafting from a chimney at the Vatican.

Canino points to the pontiff’s fondness for shopping and red Prada shoes as evidence that Benedict is a kindred spirit.

Catholic League president William Donohue finds the suggestion absurd.

“So the Pope is gay because he got his shoes at Prada and likes to shop,” Donohue tells us. “Yup, that seals it. But does this mean that if we find out that Rosie [O'Donnell] gets her shoes at ­Buster Brown and loathes shopping, that she’s really a closet breeder?”

Canino also asserts on Out.com, “Everybody knows he is gay, and his boyfriend is his private secretary, [Monsignor Georg Gänswein].”

Gänswein is a handsome, blond, 50-year-old amateur ­pilot, ­tennis player and former ski instructor. The Italian Web site Gay.it calls Gänswein “the new sex symbol of the Vatican City … It’s no surprise that [Ratzinger] has decided to bring with him this young and fascinating collaborator.”

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Oh man….is the Pope a gaylord? I thought Popes were supposed to loathe wordly possessions though!?

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…to a “name” girlfriend

From Page Six:

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December 22, 2006 — DJ AM - real name, Adam Goldstein - doesn’t miss his ex-girlfriend, the anorexic and pill-popping Nicole Richie. But he does miss her fame. Goldstein has been quietly asking friends in Los Angeles to “set him up with someone who has a name,” said a friend. “Basically, he knows he can charge a lot more when he is attached to a famous girlfriend. His rates have had to go way down since he split up with Nicole.”

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Oh lord…only in Hollywood.

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Who knows if these are real or fake…but these are apparently the love letters that Paris Hilton sent Nick Carter when they were together.

Who knew that only a short time later she would (allegedly) go on a date with Aaron Carter and (allegedly) get beat the fuck up by this tool-bag. Give me a break.

Well she’s hot…but I’m not sure if this story is true:

Painter Carmel Sloane claims the millionaire actor made her mum pregnant on a mattress in the back of his car before he was famous 30 YEARS ago.

And now her 10-year-old son Jordan bears a striking resemblance to his secret GRANDAD.

Carmel, 29, said: “I’m not doing it for his money. I just want to meet the man I’ve always known was my dad — and for him to get to know his grandson.”

The paternity suit is the latest blow for the Braveheart star. Earlier this year he was arrested for drink-driving and launched an anti-Jewish tirade against cops.

Legal papers will be served on Gibson, 50, this week and he will either have to admit he’s the father or have a swab taken from inside his mouth for DNA testing.

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First of all- he did it on a matress in the back of a car? Secondly, the story says that Carmel’s mom, Marilyn, was a hitch hiker. And third, Carmel? What type of a name is that?

Soooo…did Mel pick up a hitch hiker and father a child with her? Yuck, yuck and yuck. I guess he would have been 20 at the time. Eww, what if he really is the father? This hasn’t been the best year for Mel, has it?

From DListed:

Does a human made out of lard and sweat have to do with the break-up of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears? Sources say that Paris became jealous that Britney was becoming so close to Brandon Davis. Apparently, Paris has told all her friends to push Britney out of their circle.

A source said, “Paris is very protective over her men and she didn’t want Britney getting too close.�?

That source was most likely Fat Elvis himself. Here’s some pics of Brit Brit going out the other night. She still needs a bath and a new colorist.

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Eww. They’re fighting over a smelly fat man? Actually if he lost some weight and took a bath he wouldn’t be that bad. I can totally picture Paris being all protective of her men. She and Brandon have been friends for a while, but my intuition says they’re definitely screwing. Eww- what if Paris and Kevin hooked up? A revenge fuck, sure..but wouldn’t that be nasty? Yuck, yuck, yuck.

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From Page Six:

December 17, 2006 — Call it Rent-an-Idol.

For the right price, “American Idol” castoffs, finalists and even champs will pay a visit to your wedding, Sweet 16 or bar mitzvah.

“The average going rate for an ‘American Idol’ finalist can be as little as $15,000 or as much as $150,000,” says a source familiar with the business of brokering singers, bands and other talent for corporate functions and exclusive private parties.

“But it really depends on what you want them to do. Are they just going to show up at the party or are they going to sing? Do they have a song on the charts right now, or are they yesterday’s news?”

A wealthy entertainment mogul once shelled out big bucks - more than $30,000 - to hire second-season “Idol” champ Ruben Studdard to sing just three songs at a party for his wife.

“And I’m in the industry,” he says.

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Damn. $30k for Ruben Studdard? How many big macs and tims would that buy?

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British actress SIENNA MILLER has defended a graphic sex scene in new movie FACTORY GIRL, despite being terrified of her father’s reaction to it.

The ALFIE star, who plays tragic 1960s icon EDIE SEDGWICK in the movie, believes her steamy scenes accurately portray the era’s relaxed attitude to sex.

But she still worries the explicit nature of the scene will upset her parent.

She says, “We wanted to make it realistic and I watched it thinking, ‘Oh my God, my dad’s going to see it!’ And that was going through my head.

“But it was relevant to the story in that it’s a movie about the 1960s, and sex and drugs and rock and roll were a big part of that.

“We didn’t want to hold back because it is a real film and it is a gritty film and there was a lot of shocking things and it wouldn’t fit in the film if we had an unrealistic sex scene. It was always a bit uncomfortable but I think it was relevant to the story.”

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Yea, if I were Sienna’s dad I would feel a bit (ahem) uncomfortable about all that, too!

The blogs are a-buzzin’ that the new Britney Spears may in fact be Elisha Cuthbert. I didn’t know who this chick was so I IMDBed her. Apparently she was the “Girl Next Door” and she was also in some episodes of 24. Whatever. What’s my point. Ah yes, she’s a few months younger than me (born Nov 1982) so I wouldn’t exactly call her young and impressionable, but lately it appears that she’s taken the place of Miss Spears as Paris’ snatch-buddy.

Britney, if you will recall, decided to distance herself from Paris because she wants a comeback. Which I think is just as likely as me having a love tryst with Jake Gyllenhaal, but I digress.

Well Elisha is cute. I wouldn’t mind seeing her twat in a few photos…I’m curious to know if she’s already sporting the bald look or if Paris’ snatch fashion sense has yet to take its influence.