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We were all simply shocked when it was revealed in Growing Up Brady that Greg Brady (Barry Williams) and Mrs Brady (Florence Henderson) had once gone on a date. How weird! And apparently there were hook ups left and right: Greg with Marcia, Peter with Jan, and even Bobby and Cindy got “married” one day on the set.

But it seems that Marcia still has to be the center of attention, as she is dropping this bombshell in her own tell-all book, Here’s the Story: Lesbitarianism!!!!

Wholesome former THE BRADY BUNCH star MAUREEN MCCORMICK is set to reveal the beloved 70s TV series’ most shocking secret in a new book - she and her on-screen sister had a lesbian fling. MCCormick’s tell-all, Here’s The Story, won’t hit bookstores until 2008, but publishers are already buzzing about the big reveal. As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV’s Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show. A source tells America’s National Enquirer, “The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. “This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. “It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.”

What’s next? Will we find out that Ann B. Davis really was boning the butcher? But hey, I guess we finally know the origin of the famous phrase “Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!!“

The first 20 minutes of this live blog were preempted so that Lori and Amy could eat tacos (email us for the recipe) but here’s a brief recap of what you missed: Ryan Seacrest looks shiny, stupid, gay, not funny, gay, gay, gay, Nobody Misses Raymond, stupid, funny, gay, Jeremy Piven looks coked up, not funny, Vanessa Williams has nice boobs.

All right, now we are all caught up.

Lori: Ryan Seacrest just called Paula a druggie!

Amy: Oh, burn! And now he has to kiss her drunk ass.

Lori & Amy: TINA FEY! TINA FEY! TINA FEY! Cleavage!

Amy: Pam! The Office! She’s from St. Louis! Where we live!

Lori: We’re still waiting to see her at Target.

Amy: Suck it, My Name is Earl person.

Lori: Honey, you are trying too hard.

Amy: MEH! Fine I won’t talk then! Ha! Heigl! You pronounced her name wrong, suck it announcer lady, I ain’t the only one who’s lame!

Lori: Ed Asner is still alive? Does anyone watch mini-series anymore? Mini-serieses? Mini-serii?

Amy: Look, a category full of nothing we’ve watched.

Lori: It’s the night of thanking Dads. We can’t make fun of that. We loves us our dads!

Amy: I think my Dad was nominated for Best Use of a Beard (long term)

Lori: My Dad was nominated for Best Arms in a polo shirt… of course my mom was the only one voting.

Amy: Why is Ellen wearing a Bible bookmark around her neck?

Lori: To look for feminine or something. Honoring Tom Snyder. That is really nice, but it’s not giving us much to work with here. Fast forward ….

Amy: …. To lame jokes from the cast of Entourage. Edgy!

Lori: Why are there so many nominees in each category? I think my aunt was nominated for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama series.

Amy: Go Aunt Jean!

Lori: I don’t watch Gray’s Anatomy, but I’m fairly certain it’s shitty. I hate it when they thank people just by their first names.

Amy: And Katherine Heigl throws it back to the Moms!

Lori: Dads all over the country are throwing potato chips at the TV.

Amy: Oooh! Writers! Our dream job!

Lori: We can’t make fun of these because they are too damn funny. We bow to the superior wit!

Amy: Illegal immigrants are funny! There should be an Emmy for best writer intros. Those were the funniest thing so far.

Lori: And undoubtably the funniest part of the whole show.

Amy: Conan O’Brien looks like Beavis.

Lori: Musical number! Tony Bennett and a knocked-up Christina Aguliera! Fast forward!

Amy: Snore. Tell me when the Tony Bennett ass-kiss is over.

Lori: Hello! This is not the Grammys!

Amy: Another mini-series category. More stuff we didn’t watch!

Lori: Fast forward! You know this show would be a lot better if it was on MTV.

Amy: Okay, we are one hour in. How are you feeling?

Lori: BORED. Oh, there’s Queen Latifah. I guess they had to bring in a black person from the music world to talk about a TV show about black people, since there are no black people on TV now. Was Chris Rock already booked?

Amy: I’m not cultured. I was looking at her boobs.

Lori: Doogie Howser, I’m gay M.D.!

Amy: Oh and Hayden Panettiere. Save the empire waistline, save the world.

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If Clay Aiken is bringing the Sexy back, then bring on the granny panties because I sure as hell don’t want it anymore. In fact, he doesn’t need to bring it back; he can keep it and I’ll give him a full refund anyway! Cash, not store credit!

On the plus side, I’d love to see Madonna kick the crap out of him after seeing him do this:

Oh no, he’s not gay.

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Hmm, so maybe Adam Sandler WAS the perfect guy for a movie like I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Apparently, back in the day, Sandler and director Judd Apatow (Knocked Up, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Freaks and Geeks) shared an apartment. Sandler, it seems look a little extra interest in his roommate’s personality.

Director Judd Apatow was shocked when he shared an apartment with his friend Adam Sandler because the superstar comic was desperate to see his manhood.

The filmmaker, 39, and Sandler, 40, lived together in their early 20s, and Apatow refused to show his roommate his penis. But Sandler was persistent.

Apatow says, “When we first moved in together, very early on he said, ‘Let me see your penis.’ I was like, ‘No! What do you want to see that for?’ He’s like, ‘I just want to know what I’m dealing with.’ He wasn’t embarrassed about it… He would tell other people ‘Judd won’t show me it, he won’t show me it.’

“One day I’m going to the bathroom, standing up and I just see Adam over my shoulder. All he says to me is, ‘All right, man. All right.’ I guess it was all right.”

No word on if Apatow got find out just how Jewish Sandler is.

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Scissor Sisters frontman Jake Shears and his boyfriend, a Yale art student known only as “Chris” are engaged, according to the Sunday Mirror as reported on GaySocialites.com.

Here at the Trash Talkin’ Rodeo we’ve made it no secret that we love us some Scissor Sisters. We’d like to wish Jake and his betrothed all the best wishes in the world.

And we hope you choose Ana Matronic as your best man!

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Madonna performed a four song set as the finale of the global Live Earth concert this past July 7. Researchers expect that the energy produced from the collective excitement, adoration, and sheer fabulousness of London’s gay community is expected to power that entire city for at least another three weeks.

Take that, solar power!

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Lance Bass, you go girl! People magazine is reporting that Bass has a new gentleman caller, model Pedro Andrade. That’s hott!

Things are going well professional for Bass as well. People is reporting that he will be joining the Broadway cast of Hairspray this August.

But it was in the actual paper version of the Advocate that I found the bestest Lance Bass news. (The internets don’t know everything!) There is a rumor that he is considering competing on the next season of ABC’s hit show Dancing With the Stars, performing with a male dance partner. Now I don’t watch that show, but I would totally tune in for that, if for no other reason than to see what advertisers pull their commercials in outrage. Now that’s hott!

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Clay Aiken was involved in a disturbance with another passenger Saturday while on an airplane headed to Tulsa International Airport. The former first place for losers American Idol dweeb was in-route to Tulsa for a Saturday Night performance at the Brady Theatre. (Note: To Wierd Al Yankovic ticket-holders. This disturbance will NOT effect his apperance next Friday).

The quarrel began because Aiken decided that it was cool to rest his foot on another passenger’s armrest. The female passenger apparently wanted no part of Aiken’s foot halitosis and protested his dogs resting so close to her. An argument ensued during which Aiken was shoved. But thankfully quick acting airplane folks quickly broke up the altercation.

Concertgoers who attended the singer’s show said that Aiken joked on-stage about being beaten up by a girl earlier in the day. Ironically attendees at the show’s after party reported Aiken begged to have his ass beaten by a boy later in the day.

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Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, and her partner, Heather Poe, welcomed their first child this morning in Washington, D.C. Samuel David Cheney was born at 9:46AM, weighing 8lbs and 6oz.

Congratulations to the happy couple and to the Cheney family.

Just want to note that this means that the little guy will share a birthday with our own Trash Talker Amy and with the Trash Talkers’ awesome downstairs neighbor, Jasmine. Congrats Amy and Jas! You are a part of history now!

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A little something special for the Lord’s day. Also file under “Oh Lord, I can’t believe I used to have Kirk Cameron posters in my bedroom.”

Kirk Cameron, Bananas

Carson Kressley, Ted Allen, Thom Filicia and Kyan Douglas attended Monday night’s 18th annual GLAAD Media Awards in New York. Mugging it up for the red carpet cameras, the guys were amazed to see paparazzi showing interest.

“At least the gay media still shows us the respect we deserve for providing a service to the heterosexual community,�? said QG Kressley. “Sure the show became trite and tired after two seasons but we’re responsible for gayifying the Bravo network. Do you think Tim Gunn would have existed without us? I don’t think so!�?

When absentee queer guy, Jai Rodriguez, was asked why he didn’t attend the gala event he explained that he was avoiding Kressley. “Carson just can’t let the show go,�? he said, “He keeps trying to rope us all into new spin-offs that would never work.�?

Among the rejected Bravo pilots were Queer Eye for the Blind Guy, Queer Nose for Smelly Hoes and You’ll Never Dress Better than a Gay Guy so get over it.

Bravo had no comment on the current state of any of these programs; but did add that everyone arriving got their photo taken including pedestrian Myra Rosenburg, who was out walking her dog and accidentally wondered onto the red carpet.

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