When you care enough to know too much
Thursday, March 12th, 2009We live in a society where every little thing celebrities do, say, think and apparently expel from their bodies is reported on Ad nauseam. Take Kelly Clarkson for instance. Kelly is kind of nastified and isn’t afraid to admit it.
In a new interview, the American Idol winner admits to both peeing in the shower and checking the tissue to see what color her snot is. Tasty, so does that mean Little Ms. Independent has a lil’ bit of incontinence? Sorry, low blow.

So how did this bit of info come up? We have Blender magazine to thank because for some reason, they quizzed Kelly on whether she feels that washing and urinating are best done separately, she told them: “Anybody who says they don’t [pee in the shower] is lying.”
And on the sticky subject of boogers she muses, “I mean, if you have a cold, you have to check, to see how sick you are.” Ok, we’ll giver her that.
According to Kelly, the over sharing is all part of her special charm. “It’s not like people look at me as unattainable, some kind of star like that,” she told the April issue of the magazine. “People love the ‘real’ factor that’s involved, I think.” Yes Kelly that is keeping it real, real gross.
Be sure to watch out for Kelly’s new album hitting stores next week featuring the singles Since you’ve been gone I’ve been wiping boogers on the couch, The Trouble with Love is it’s hard to find someone to pop your backne and Because of you I can Poop in public.
























