There is about a half second of proof buried in this promo that Shannon Doherty WILL be appearing in the soon-to-be-cancelled (I kid! I kid!) updated version of Beverly Hills 90210. Don’t blink or you might miss it!
HOT! We’re back bitches. Miss us? No we weren’t off gallivanting in West Hollywood or out in West County. No, our servers were down and since we don’t have your email address we weren’t able to email you with our witty rants about celebs and pop culture. Too bad for you. And we apologize to those people who’ve been led to our site by doing a google image search for “crotch.” Your disappointment may now commence.
Anyway, with our first day back we could choose to tell you about Angelina Jolie checking into a French hospital in preparation of giving birth to twins or talk about A-Rod’s wife boning up on Lenny Kravitz. But no. Hell no! When we saw this beauty we had to spread the love about the online FLDS clothing store. Jas and Meg if you’re reading this I know what I’m wearing to your wedding!
If the mention of FLDS or Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints doesn’t ring a bell, they’re the crazy polygamist kooks with the big hair and wicked fashion sense. “How wicked Amy” might you ask? Well so wicked that they now have a website dedicated to the Big Love Duds. Check it. http://www.fldsdress.com/
So ok, they’re currently only selling children’s clothes but I can’t wait until I can wear this loud and proud to a client meeting.
Now you might be thinking “Why oh why are these fashions being sold online” and “when will they we available at gap kids?” The second part of your insightful quandary went unanswered but one of them told The Salt Lake Tribune, “Our motive is not to flaunt ourselves or our religion before the world. We have to make a living the same as everyone does.” Hell yeah. Strike while the iron, or high starched collar is hot!
Yeah, we watched some of the Tony awards, mostly on fast forward speed three on the DVR. There were some lackluster performances from the 20 millionth revival of Grease, a reunion of the original cast of Rent and a weird Sunday’s in the Park with George performance where the lead seemed to be wearing jeans and pumas with his turn of the century jacket. But what really stopped our thumb in its tracks was seeing Liza Minnelli come out on stage. Take a look.
Yeah, so, so, SO many things going on here. So here they are the top five things that disturb us about this image.
5) The dress (suit) makes her look like a villain in the new Batman movie
4) Did she get a leg transplant cause them things is free of the varicose veinage
3) She’s so drunk she’s sober
2) Her homage to Luciano Pavarotti by wearing one of his old jackets as a dress
And the number one thing that disturbs us about this image is…
1) Old Lady Bra!
What is he thinking? Mega-star Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, is writing a memoir called Life With My Sister Madonna. Oh Chris. Are you sure that is a good idea? Wouldn’t it be easier to just ask her for some money? She has all the money in the world, except for the loose change Amy and I throw into an empty pickle jar as our “iTunes Fund.” (Which we will probably use to buy Madonna albums.)
NEW YORK - The mystery is solved: Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, is writing a memoir about his sister, to be released in mid-July by an imprint of Simon & Schuster, the publisher told The Associated Press on Wednesday.
The imprint, Simon Spotlight Entertainment, had been promoting a celebrity memoir for July, without identifying the author or contents. “Life With My Sister Madonna” will have a first printing of 350,000. Financial details were not disclosed.
“Ciccone’s extraordinary memoir is based on his life and 47 years of growing up with and working with his sister — the most famous woman in the world,” the publisher said Wednesday in a statement.
Persuading stores to make “blind” orders has been tried before. In 2006, William Morrow offered a mysterious tell-all that turned out to be by Princess Diana’s former butler, Paul Burrell, who had already written about her. Retailers were angered and the book sold poorly.
Ciccone will work with Wendy Leigh, who has written biographies of Liza Minnelli and Grace Kelly and a highly critical book about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Ciccone, 47, has worked often with his older sister, designing and directing her “Girlie Show” tour in 1993 and serving as artistic director of her 1991 documentary, “Madonna: Truth or Dare.” But according to Madonna’s spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg, they are no longer close.
Madonna, who turns 50 this summer, is among the most popular recording artists in history, with such hits as “Like a Virgin,” “Material Girl” and “Vogue.”
Rosenberg had no initial comment on the book, but told the AP that “Madonna has not cooperated with any biography about herself.”
You gotta wonder what happened to cause these two to “no longer be close.” They seemed pretty tight in Truth or Dare, especially when they were trash talking their other brother, Marty, who apparently was too busy getting drunk to show up for Madonna’s show. Which is just dumb! Who turns down free Madonna tickets?
What I think is funny is how this news story keeps going on about how the book is about Madonna, when really the book is about her brother (since it is a memoir and he is the one who wrote it). I mean of course it is going to have stuff about her and all, and everyone is hoping he’s going to dish some good Madonna dirt (although really, what is left to know? We all saw Truth or Dare, we’ve all seen the Sex book, we’ve all seen the picture of her hitchhiking naked. What’s left?)
The questions is, will the true Madonna fans read this book or just the gossip hounds? I mean, we love Madonna in the Trashy Celebs household, but we also love some gossip as well. I have a feeling if this book ever does make it to press and is released, we will buy a copy (used), read it, and then feel horribly guilty about it. Sorry, Madonna.
Madonna, Truth or Dare, Girlie Show, Christopher Ciccone, My Life With Madonna
You think not eating for 40 days alone on a isolated island sounds freaking awesome. At least according to Woody Harrelson. The Natural Born Kook revealed to a British magazine that he plans to live on a remote island and eat nothing for 40 days when he gets a break from work.
The actor thinks it would be pretty rad to see how the experience affects his brain. Hmm, I’ve done many things to see how they affect my brain but I know not eating even for a day turns me into a mondo pissant.
“I’ve always wanted to do it,” he says, “I know it’s going to be really hard. But can you imagine it? Eating nothing for 40 days? Swimming and surfing every day in a remote place? Where does the mind go?”
“I’ll tell ya where the mind goes,” said Harrelson’s brain while the actor went off to Jamba Juice for a peach-mango smoothie. “The mind goes off to freaking Hardees for a big-ass thick burger. This boy is crazy I tell ya. I’d much rather be rotting in prison with Wesley Snips than starving myself for no good reason.”
“Seriously,” said the brain “if anyone is listening can you at least toss me an ipod with like 75 rechargeable batteries? I’m going to go apeshit if I have to hear Woody deconstruct why his character was written off Will and Grace one more time.”
No word yet as to when Harrelson will begin his fast-fest but we’re guessing his schedule will free up sometime after the release of Surfer Dude.
Juliette Lewis, please, just eat something for God’s sake. I’m begging you.
So, it’s 10 after 10 at night and I’ve been really busy at work. In lieu of my dead brain, here’s a salute to show biz with help from self-trained dancer Michelle Sutlovich. Enjoy
I don’t watch The Bad Girls Club on Oxygen, but after seeing this I might have to start. This. is. brilliant.
Made of Awesome!
Spencer Pratt (and I will admit I still am not 100 percent sure who he is or why I should care) is apparently planning on or seriously considering or pricing doctors or trying to get pre-approval from his HMO for a very special treatment plan. A delicate condition, requiring specialists, quiet consideration, and sensitivity. Yes, Spencer Pratt is getting calf implants.
Heidi Montag’s, lover Spencer Pratt, plans to get calf implants to look more buff, Star reports.
“Spencer works out with a trainer almost daily, but he can’t get rid of his skinny legs, and it drives him nuts. Heidi even nicknamed him Chicken Legs!” a pal tells Star. “Spencer is secretly insecure about his legs.”
But he still hasn’t gone through with the surgery. “He knows it’s a painful procedure.”
I know I really shouldn’t be surprised by the variety of cosmetic procedures available today. I know it is more than just eye lifts or liposuction or breast implants. But calf implants? I just don’t understand. That’s like having your elbows enlarged or your big little toe made littler. I mean sure, we’ve all perhaps admired a nice pair of calves on a runner in the park or a bicycler on TV. But to think that they are so important that calf implants are a necessity? I don’t get that. It’s not like having reconstructive surgery after an accident or something. It’s just a weird sort of leg vanity.
This whole story just makes me think of this episode of MTV’s True Life I saw a couple of times. (Because anyone who has ever seen this show knows that the can be watched more than once, and if you are ever at home sick or wake up on the weekend with a hangover, spending the day on the couch with some diet Coke and a marathon of True Life is pretty much perfect.) The episode was “I Want the Perfect Body” and there was a young man featured, about Spencer Pratt’s age, who wanted calf implants. He worked out a lot and just “couldn’t get his calves the way he wanted them.” His friends and family seemed to think he was ridiculous for the amount of money he was spending. But he went ahead with it and spent the weekend alone in a hotel room recovering. Later they showed him getting ready to go out dancing at a club and he was wearing glitter on his chest. Then later I was reading about the show on an internet forum and heard this guy was now doing gay porn.
So what have we learned? Calf implants are stupid and lead to wearing glitter which is also stupid which leads to doing gay porn witch may or may not be stupid, depending on how much you are getting paid. It remains to be seen if Spencer Pratt is going to follow this same pattern.
Oh grrl, Rachael Ray done gone and opened her big yap and showed her true colors on the set of a recent Dunkin’ Donuts commercial shot. According to Jezebel, Boston Magazine, New York Magazine and a bunch of other pubs, the queen of all food media spewed some nasty venom before spewing coffee. According to Grub Street “Rachael stormed onto the set and snapped at everyone. Not news, I know, everyone knows she’s actually a gigantic asshole. BUT! I am also told she took one sip of her Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, yelled “What is this shit? Get me MY coffee,â€? and would not continue until she was given “herâ€? coffee — i.e., Starbucks.”
Heh, we wish this was caught on tape or better yet there was a B reel of 30 minute meals where Ray-Ray could be seen throwing a side dish of spinach polenta and the poor production assistant responsible for keeping it warm. After the Dunkin’ debacle, Ray’s sunny smile no longer graces the Dunkin Donuts website.
But this wasn’t the only DOH moment for Ray this week. It’s also been reported that there’s a wee bit of turmoil afoot at her publication Everyday with Rachael Ray. Within the past week, two high-profile editors have quit including the executive editor. This is actually really sucky news to the Trash Talkers. As irritating as Ray can be, we subscribe to her mag and cook from it at least once a week. Sure we have them all in a neat little pile (until they fall over) in our kitchen and can reference them at anytime but we’d be lost without them!
Anyway if it does indeed fold, let us know if you hear of a new source for turkey burger recipes.
So, like five minutes ago, Pamela Anderson (formerly Pamela Anderson Lee, a.k.a. Mrs. Tommy Lee and also the former Mrs. My Name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiid, KID ROCK!!!) married Rick Salomon, professional skeeze best known for holding the camera in the infamous and over-hyped Paris Hilton sex tape. About three minutes into the marriage, Anderson stated that she filed for divorce, then 30 seconds later, announced that no, they were going to work it out. Now at the five minute mark, she has announced that not only is the divorce back on, but Anderson is pregnant. Call me old fashioned, but if I think if you are on the verge of divorcing someone, the best course if action probably doesn’t include having unprotected sex with him.
From TMZ:
Pam to Rick — I’m Pregnant, Get Lost!
Posted Jan 9th 2008 11:15PM by TMZ Staff
TMZ has learned the divorce between Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon is back on and Pam is pregnant!
You’ll recall Anderson filed for divorce last month, but called it off just days later. But sources tell TMZ she is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she’s pregnant with his baby.
Salomon has told friends he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.
The couple were married in Las Vegas on October 6.
Aw, that is almost enough to make me feel bad for Rick Salomon. Not. But I do enjoy that TMZ points out how Anderson asked for spousal support (does she really need it? or deserve it from someone she has been married to for less than four months) but not child support. Clearly they are implying that the baby isn’t his. I wonder when the tabloids will start speculating on who baby daddy actually is? Will they go on the talk-show circuit? Have their blood tests revealed on Dr. Phil? Or maybe they will go upscale and go with that old coot Larry King. I’m just wondering when CNN will start their special series on the marriage and family of Pamela Anderson Lee Rock and Rick Douchebag Salomon.
I have to say though, that after reading this story and others like it, I am so friggin’ thankful that there are fine folks in our government working so hard to protect the sanctity of this goddamn freakshow of a heterosexual marriage. God Bless America.
Pamela Anderson, Rick Salomon, Pamela Anderson divorce, Pamela Anderson pregnant
Bobby Brown, come on, have a little dignity. You were a member of New Edition, for goodness sake. (At least until you were kicked out for “lewd acts: on stage, which, really, you sang teeny-bopper songs like “Candy Girl” and “Mr. Telephone Man” to 12-13 year old girls in a high falsetto rivaling Michael Jackson’s, so you shoulda saved those lewd acts for when their mothers came backstage after the show.)
But I guess he didn’t save his money or invest it very well (and there had to be a lot of money in sounding like Michael Jackson and romancin’ like Barry White) because he is clinging to ex-wife Whitney Houston like Saran Wrap. Recently, his attempt to overturn the terms of his divorce with Houston was denied by an Orange County judge.
Bobby Brown’s Attempt to Overturn Divorce Denied
Bobby Brown’s attempt to overturn ex-wife Whitney Houston’s divorce terms was denied by an Orange County, Calif. judge Friday.
“His motion was denied because there were no appearances or phone calls from Mr. Brown today for a scheduled hearing,” said court spokeswoman Carole Levitsky. “As of now, there are no more pending court dates in this case.”
A rep for Brown did not immediately respond for comment.
In April 2007, Houston won a default judgment in their divorce – leaving Brown with nothing financially and only visitation rights over daughter Bobbi Kristina, 14.
The following month, Brown, 38, sued Houston, 44, for spousal support and shared custody, alleging he was duped into not responding in time to Houston’s initial divorce claim.
“I just miss my daughter,” Brown told PEOPLE last August. “The goal is to see her a lot more and to be involved in the decision making in her life.”
Houston, who currently lives in Atlanta, is working on another album with longtime mentor Clive Davis.
Whitney, girl, you better hold on to your money. Don’t give it to him. Keep working on your big voice and your comeback album and don’t listen to that Osama bin Laden story Bobby keeps telling.
According to People, Dr. Phil McGraw will devote his Monday taping of this syndicated talk show to Britney Spears and her array of problems. The show will air Tuesday.
The syndicated talk-show host and therapist says he talked to Spears as she was leaving Cedars-Sinai, where she was held on a mental lockdown after a custody dispute. She was released after just a day and a half from a possible 72-hour stay.
In a statement to Entertainment Tonight, McGraw said: “My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention.
“She was released moments before my arrival and was packing when I entered the room. We visited for about an hour before I walked with her to her car.”
People also reported that an unnamed source says that McGraw “talked to both Britney and [father] Jamie about how her being released was one of the worst decisions that could have been made.” The source says they packed up within 10 minutes.
Dr. Phil responded to all this on Saturday’s Early Show by saying “I want to set the record straight. I went to see Britney at the request of her family. I talked to Lynne, Jamie, and Brian, because they were frustrated that she wasn’t going to be held for a longer time.”
Asked how he had come to be involved in the saga, Dr. Phil said, “Thursday night, the phone rang, it was Lynne, clearly she was very upset. Any parent would be. I was first contacted by her family a year ago, and had maintained a running dialogue for the last year or so.”
Oh Dr. Phil, you just as crazy as Britney dolling out unwanted psychological advice. Still this might just be too much of a train wreck not to watch. Or we’ll have forgotten about this whole thing by tomorrow.
Y’all, Gary Coleman is selling clothes from the Gap. No, I don’t mean he is their new spokesperson or in any of those commercials where people dance around. And he’s not posing in ads in magazines or on billboards. No, no, I don’t mean that he is actually working at the Gap selling t-shirts and fleeces and sweaters and khakis. What I mean is that Gary Coleman, former child star, is selling his own Gap khakis on ebay for fun and profit.
Well I’m sure it’s for profit but judging from that picture, I don’t think Coleman is having that much fun. He looks like he’s being photographed before being sent off to his cell in a minimum security prison. Or maybe a photo for his ID at his new job as a cook in a community college cafeteria. Sheesh, Gary, I’m sure selling your pants (or at least a pair of pants that you wore for 30 seconds while this picture was taken) is humiliating, but if you want people to bid, you gotta smile a little and at least act like you are having fun. Maybe through in a “Whatchoo biddin’ on, Willis?” for good measure.
Here’s the text of the ebay ad, which you can see in full (or make your bid) here.
Here are a pair of Gap Athletic Pants that Gary Coleman wore. He signed the back pocket. The material is 100% Polyester. The color is Khaki, with blue, green, and white stripes down the Sides. The pants are from Gap Kids the Size is XL 12 Regular. This pair would be perfect for any child who loves gary or for anyone who loves his memorabilia. Here is a great gift to have. I also have more memorabilia so please check into my Site often. Thanks for Visiting and good Luck to all who bid thanks!!!
Yeah, that “Pants that Gary Coleman wore” really makes me think that these pants aren’t actually Gary Coleman’s, but are some pants belonging to the son of Coleman’s dealer or something, and Gary owes him some money and doesn’t have any cash, so the dealer made him wear and autograph his son’s pants so he could sell them. And who loses here? Not Coleman, who should have a little more dignity, and not the weirdos who are bidding on this crap (seriously, what is anyone going to do with a pair of pants signed by Gary Coleman.) The real loser here is that kid who had to give up his pants because his dad (or mom or uncle or cousin) is Gary Coleman’s dealer and wants his money.
She may not yet be able to speak but Suri Cruise has been offered an animated voice over role. The Scientology spokesbaby may be voicing Knut, the polar bear at the Berlin Zoo, in a feature film!
20 month-old Suri visited Knut with Katie Holmes and now producer Ash R. Shah and his firm, The Animation Picture Company, which brought us the movie version of Garfield, offered the Zoo Berlin $5 million for the rights to Knut’s story.
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In case you’re not familiar with that story, Knut was abandoned by his crack-herring addicted polar bear momma and penguin pimp-daddy when he was a baby. He was raised by humans and became the #1 attraction at the Berlin zoo. Knut recently turned one and has shown no signs of addictive personality traits.
According to People, Shah said, “With his friendly character, he’s serves as an ambassador for the Earth’s problems – climate change and the melting polar ice caps. A movie about Knut would affect people all over the world.”
What the freak ever. I seriously doubt Suri can even say L. Ron Hubbard much less voice a whole animated film. And what if when she does finally speak her voice is that of a young Carol Channing? Well helloooo Tommy! Please stop pimping me out.
Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise, Knut, L. Ron Hubbard, Carol Channing
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