But what about the laundry?

People magazine is reporting that Heidi Fleiss was arrested for DUI and for drug possession. What a fall from power? In the 1990s she was known as the Hollywood Madam, catering to the sexual proclivities and perversions of the stars and now she’s been arrested in Pahrump, Nevada for drunk driving and having pills without a perscription. Lame! I mean, even when she was arrested in 1997 and served time for tax evasion, she still had a reputation for being cool and glamorous and all that jazz. She was a madam, but of course she didn’t deal with “hookers” but with “escorts.” That’s just so much, cleaner isn’t it? But despite the notariety she obtained at the time of her arrest and after writing a book, Fleiss still seems pretty troubled — drunk driving and drug possession. Seems like she’s headed back for the big house. Maybe she just needs material for another book.
Heidi Fleiss Arrested on Drug Charges
Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss was arrested in Nevada on Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence and possessing drugs without a prescription.
Fleiss, 42, was released on $1,300 bail following her morning arrest near her home in Pahrump, police say.
Nye County, Nev., deputies responded to a DUI call and contacted the onetime madam – who now runs a laundry – at 9:23 a.m.
“During the investigation she was found to have prescription narcotics on her person, not in a prescription bottle, and could produce no evidence that the prescription pain medication had been prescribed to her,” police said in a press release. “She was arrested and transported to [jail].”
A male passenger in her car, identified as John Owen, 53, was also arrested for possession of marijuana and being under the influence.
What I didn’t know until recently, however, is that Fleiss opened a laundromat near Pahrump, NV called “Dirty Laundry,” which: hahahahahahahahaha! Good one, Heidi. Obvious, but still a good one. I also wasn’t aware that she had or has plans to open a legal brothel (go with what you know) in Nevada called “Heidi Fleiss’ Stud Farm.” I’m not sure if this is the same brothel she planned to open that is an exact replica of the White House. Either way, very funny, and I love the joking, lighthearted approach she has taken with her past legal troubles. That’s what makes this latest arrest so hard to understand …. if you can make fun of what may have been a huge embarrassment to most people (and still manage to make money from it) then why do you end up drinking and drugging and driving? I don’t get it.
Heidi Fleiss, Hollywood Madam, Dirty Laundry

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