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Britney goes commando. Madonna buys a dick.

by Amy

What a day for celebrity junk! Now these two news items are completely unrelated but they’re almost ying and yang twins of each other and deserve to be reported in the same story.

First, not to be upstaged by the woman herself, Britney Spears vagina also made a comeback Sunday night in Vegas. Like its owner, the vagina was looking a little puffy and worn out however did not feel the need to don hair extensions or lip sync through a performance.
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Thanks Perez Hilton for the censored image but if you want to see the full on nasty it’s right here.

Looks like Madonna is going to show Guy Ritchie what if feels like for a girl. Seen leaving London hotspot Claridges restaurant after celebrating Guys’ 39th birthday, Madonna seems to be having a Lock, Stock and one smoking barrel of a good time carrying her baby’s secret - a purple penatrator dildo. (link not safe for work)
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From the Daily Mail:

By the way Madonna is carrying the gift - unusually in a transparent bag - as the couple leave the Mayfair hotel and restaurant, one might assume that Guy had refused to be seen leaving with it. And the singer clearly relished that point as she flashed a broad smile to photographers who she must have known laid in wait since they had followed her earlier from the family home.

Heh, so the moral of this story is Madonna continues to be awesome and Britney continues to be awesomely good at being a living, breathing trainwreck. But we love these two news-making divas because they make it so damn fun to write about!

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Posted in Dick in a box, Junk on September 12th, 2007

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4 Responses to “Britney goes commando. Madonna buys a dick.”

  1. Pop Buzz UK » Blog Archive » Madonna Buys a Strap On Dildo (Purple Penetrator To Be Exact) For Guy Ritchies Birthday Present Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 7:17 am

    […] Source […]

  2. Mark Jabo Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 8:09 am

    Possible alternate story title:
    “Kitty Litter”

  3. Between the Sheets » Blog Archive » Sexy Celebrity of the Week: Britney Spears Says:
    September 16th, 2007 at 2:58 am

    […] Spears has us all captivated. We care about her new multi-million dollar home, we care when she forgets to wear panties in public (again…and yes, you can see the vag-shots at Perez Hilton!), and we care enough to TiVo every embarrassing […]

  4. Trashy Celebs » Blog Archive » Madonna’s Busy Week Says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 4:08 am

    […] reports yet as to who gets to wear the purple penatrator. Did You Enjoy this Post? Subscribe to Trashy Celebs. It’s Free! « Back Home Posted in […]

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