Trashy Celebs

Bobby Brown, come on, have a little dignity. You were a member of New Edition, for goodness sake. (At least until you were kicked out for “lewd acts: on stage, which, really, you sang teeny-bopper songs like “Candy Girl” and “Mr. Telephone Man” to 12-13 year old girls in a high falsetto rivaling Michael Jackson’s, so you shoulda saved those lewd acts for when their mothers came backstage after the show.)

But I guess he didn’t save his money or invest it very well (and there had to be a lot of money in sounding like Michael Jackson and romancin’ like Barry White) because he is clinging to ex-wife Whitney Houston like Saran Wrap. Recently, his attempt to overturn the terms of his divorce with Houston was denied by an Orange County judge.

Bobby Brown’s Attempt to Overturn Divorce Denied

Bobby Brown’s attempt to overturn ex-wife Whitney Houston’s divorce terms was denied by an Orange County, Calif. judge Friday.

“His motion was denied because there were no appearances or phone calls from Mr. Brown today for a scheduled hearing,” said court spokeswoman Carole Levitsky. “As of now, there are no more pending court dates in this case.”

A rep for Brown did not immediately respond for comment.

In April 2007, Houston won a default judgment in their divorce – leaving Brown with nothing financially and only visitation rights over daughter Bobbi Kristina, 14.

The following month, Brown, 38, sued Houston, 44, for spousal support and shared custody, alleging he was duped into not responding in time to Houston’s initial divorce claim.

“I just miss my daughter,” Brown told PEOPLE last August. “The goal is to see her a lot more and to be involved in the decision making in her life.”

Houston, who currently lives in Atlanta, is working on another album with longtime mentor Clive Davis.

Whitney, girl, you better hold on to your money. Don’t give it to him. Keep working on your big voice and your comeback album and don’t listen to that Osama bin Laden story Bobby keeps telling.