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Beyonce Eats It

by Lori

After a quiet view months (perhaps spent in rehab), celebrity stalker Gravity reemerged this past weekend, healthier, fitter, and stronger than ever. Gravity was seen this past July 24th partying backstage at an Orlando Beyonce concert.

When asked to comment about the tumble Beyonce took during that concert, Ms. Gravity smiled knowingly but denied any involvement, “You saw how girlfriend was whipping that weave around. No wonder she fell, mmmhmmm! Everyone knows you have to carefully balance the ratio of the length of your weave to the height of your heels! It’s basic physics! Girlfriend needs to spend less time on yachts and nude beaches with Mr. Jay-Z and more time testing the weight of her hair. Weaves ain’t for little girls. Beyonce may be irreplaceable, but some of that hair needs to go!” Ms. Gravity then helped herself to a bottle of Perrier and wandered off to flirt with members of Jay-Z’s entourage.

Beyonce herself was seen holding an ice pack and actively avoiding Ms. Gravity after the show. She had no comment for Trashy Celebs, but was heard asking the audience to please not post video of her dance with Ms. Gravity on YouTube.

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Posted in vs. Gravity on July 26th, 2007

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