Ashton Kutcher is a big D-Bag starring Ashon Kutcher
Heavens to Mergatroid! Ashton Kutcher was forced to get out of bed at the ungodly hour of seven thirty am because of construction at his neighbor’s house. Unlike most of us who would just roll over and try to go back to sleep or do the unthinkable like get up at a normal time, Kooch grabbed his camera and went on a little hissy-poo fit calling his neighbor a jackass and dickweed. NIce!
This is my porch! Ohh, dem’s fighten’ words!
According to TMZ, the man who is building the house that caused Ashton Kutcher to melt down says the actor is acting “silly.” Especially because the city of L.A. allows him to start construction at 7:00 AM, and that Ashton “just doesn’t want to deal with reality.” The neighbor says Ashton, who called him a “dickweed,” a “jackass” and “owl feces cougar placenta,” is “out of line.” He also finds it somewhat ironic that the house Kutcher lives in was built over a ten year period and neighbors had to deal with the noise.
He adds Kutcher has been pleasant in the past but has complained, with Goldsmith telling him he “can’t do anything about the noise.” He’s been building the house for six months.
Apparently Koochmesiter felt bad for being a little bitch or took a nap because later in the day he puked this apology video up on you tube. We semi paid attention to it as he tries to convince us that he’s working on being more tolerant of his neighbors and has a mushy conversation with Demi over the phone.
whatever.
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