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As true as …. Fox News?

by Lori

Bill O’Reilly is a gay homosexual! It must be true, because I read it on the Internets! And not just on the Internets, but on the very own Fox News Twitter account! And since Bill O’Reilly is on the Fox News and has a show there then it must be true that Bill O’Reilly is a good old pillow biter! And it doesn’t matter that when I read it on the very own Fox News Twitter Account that Bill O’Reilly’s name was spelled wrong! I mean, that doesn’t mean anything! Ole Bill is smoking the pole and finally decided to tell the world about it! He was so excited that he forgot he was referring to himself in the third person and he forgot momentarily how to spell is name. Yeah! It’s totally true, people!

Or, you know, celebrity Twitter accounts are being hacked by 13-year old boys with typical 13-year old boy senses of humor. Sheesh. Get a new insult, kids.


Posted in Alanis irony, Guh-gay, Just Joshin' on January 7th, 2009

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