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Another tired Scientology joke

by Lori

If Scientology is really all flippin’ that and a bag of potato chips, if it really can cure depression just using vitamins and allow for silent childbirth, if it really is the it-religion of choice amongst all the cool kids in Hollywood, then why can’t it allow for Tom Cruise to grow a couple more inches so that he is at least as tall as wife Katie Holmes, if not a little smidge taller?

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What is with Tom and the tall women? And why do I notice it in particular with Katie Holmes? I’m sure she is not as tall as Nicole Kidman but I don’t remember it being so jarring to me in pictures of Cruise and Kidman. Maybe because Kidman is closer to Cruise’s age. I mean Cruise and Holmes are no Billy Joel and Katie Lee Joel, but there is a not-insignificant age difference there and maybe I just find it jarring that she is so much younger, yet also taller than her husband. (That and I still find it a little creepy that he had her knocked up just three months into their relationship.)

So I guess we’ve found something that Scientology can’t do …. make Tom Cruise taller than his wives. Hey, I guess no religion popular with celebrities is perfect.

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Posted in Just Plain Dumb, Nobody Cares, What the F? on May 6th, 2008

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