Anger Akon Management
You’d think that someone would tell hip-hop star Akon that if he doesn’t stop manhandling his fans then pretty soon there won’t be anyone left to buy his albums and come to his shows. First he drags some kid onstage, picks him up, and tosses him back into the audience. Then he is filmed grinding on some 15 year old preacher’s daughter at a club in Trinidad and Tobago. And now, after crowd surfing out into the middle of a crowd at one of his shows, he decides that he no longer wants fans touching him, then pushes one woman off a camera stand and pimp slaps another one in the face. What a gentleman!
I read that Akon wrote a song called “Sorry, Blame It on Me” apologizing for the underage-humping incident. I can’t wait to hear the song he writes to apologize for this one … maybe something simple called “Gotta Keep My Pimp Hand Strong.” Congratulations, Akon, you are our woman-slapping Douchebag of the Week!
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