Trashy Celebs

While perusing the interwebs yesterday I found three uniquely interestingly trashy stories about crazy-hot mom, Angelina Jolie.

Whacky tobaccy doesn’t do it for Ms. Thang - According to the Hollywood Rag, Angelina has enjoyed most drugs minus Twinkie-eating-inducing marijuana.
“I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything, but the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that,” said the hot mom. But no worries for her wee-ones since that’s all in the past. She goes on to say

“I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland.
“I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don’t go into it positively – I gave them up long ago.”

Brad, don’t speak. Just stand there and look pretty

According to some claims, Angelina is none to happy about husband Brad Pitt’s lack of financial prowess. She also knows he’s a wee-bit sensitive about how pretty he is and therefore took the opportunity to sack him one in the nuts. From The Daily Mail:

Grazia reports that Angelina was overheard complaining about his lack of financial prowess, telling a male companion: “The reality is ‘we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions.”

“Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty. I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid. Someone has to make the big decisions though. “He’ll put his money into things, [but it’s] bizarre. It doesn’t always make sense to me.”

Reports of the alleged conversation, which is said to have taken place at New York’s Waldorf-Astoria Hotel on September 5, first surfaced in American publication In Touch.

Claims of the scathing attack are said to have upset Brad - who has tried to step away from his image as a pin-up in recent times - and left him feeling “emasculated.”

Yowch!

This one we don’t quite believe

Angelina is apparently trying to shed her man-eater image. According to Contact Music.com Angelina told British Cosmopolitan that she’s only slept with four men in her life. Billy Bob Thorton - ew, first-husband Johnny Lee Miller - pretty, Brad Pitt - prettiest and an unnamed fellow. “I had only slept with four men in my life - and I married two of them,” Jolie supposedly says in the article. However we suspect she’s not including countless women, fruits, vegetables and household plants.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Billy Bob Thorton, Johnny Lee Miller, drugs, Mickey Mouse, Disneyland