Amy Winehouse kills hamster. Learns they don’t really dance too well.
Amy Winehouse hasn’t been on her A game recently after the whole wonky drug incidents and crappy concert antics, but now she could have PETA after her bony ass. The troubled Rehab singer has been accused of killing a poor little furry hamster. Peter Pepper, from band Palladium (nope, never heard of them either but we still get excited about Bananarama), says he found his beloved hamster Georgie Porgie dead after he had been drinking with Amy at his girlfriend’s party in North London last year.
“Georgie was a birthday present and we’d got him out to play with in the morning. I’d been to bed, but Amy had stayed up and was still going strong and had drunk the drinks cabinet dry,” he told The Mirror. “The next thing I know, it bites me, runs off and Amy says she’ll catch it. I was a bit suspicious when she said she was good with hamsters.”
“I went to put a plaster on my finger and by the time I came back Amy said she’d put it to bed and it was sleeping,” he explained. “But just hours later the hamster was stone cold and hard. I don’t know what she did to it - it was probably crack!”
But apparently Pepper has never confronted Wino about the slaughter.
“I’ve never directly accused her of killing my hamster as I’m too scared. She can be quite fierce,” he said. “That day last year was quite traumatic. Not only did I have to deal with a dead hamster, but for some reason Amy had also managed to unplug the freezer and flooded the whole kitchen and utility room. She can be a bit mental sometimes.”
Ohh, not too good for Winehouse. Maybe she was hoping Mr. Pepper’s hamster would have a little dancing time with her a’la the old hamster dance website. Speaking of hamster dance, that’s just the best stuff. We love mildly irritating internet songs. Like the peanut butter jelly song and Badger, Badger, Badger. Good times, good times my friends. But anyway, RIP Georgie and remember if Amy Winehouse offers to pet sit, just say No.
Amy Winehouse, Peter Pepper, PETA, Palladium
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