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America, Fuck Yeah!

by Amy

We’re on day two of babbling about the Olympics and look President Bush is still there. In the words of my dad “they don’t have anything else for him to do so he’s sitting in China watching games.” Ah yes, as Lori reported yesterday Bush looked bored, annoyed and smug all at the same time during the kick-ass opening cermonies. Then today I stumble upon this gem.

Oy. Holding the US flag backwards when you’re the president of United States is kind of like me putting a freedom flag on my car upside down after being out for 14 years…kind of. It’s actually much worse and it looks like his daughter Barbara is about to remedy the mistake but not before it was well documented. Again, oy.

And the other day Mr. Bush was doing more than watching the games as he got some hands on experience in beach Volleyball. Misty May-Treanor turned her back to the president, offering her bikinied rear for one of the traditional slaps that volleyball players frequently give each other.

“Mr. President, want to?” she asked, repeating an offer she made when Bush gave a pep talk to the U.S. athletes before Friday’s opening ceremonies.

Bush smilingly gave a flick with the back of his hand to the small of her back instead. Although this was Misty May-Treanor’s idea we’d actually have more respect for the President if he did the traditional ass smack. C’mon, ass that fine in your face ya smack it!


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