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Always Low Prices!

by Lori

lopez.jpgMaybe her love don’t cost a thing, but I’m guessing that Wal-Mart paid big bucks to have Jennifer Lopez play at the 2007 shareholders meeting. Now I am not a shareholder in Wal-Mart, but I don’t think I’d want my profits going to paying J. Lo to sing a few songs and do a few dances. zorro.jpgAnd remember those commercials a while back, that had the Wal-Mart “Smile” logo dressed as Zorro and flying around the store, “slashing prices”? They should have had Marc Anthony dress up like that guy and run around the stage while J Lo. was singing. Why not? I haven’t seen him doing much lately besides escort her to various Hollywood events. What did he even do before he became Mr. J. Lo? Was he a singer? Did he have an album? Was he on TV? I don’t even remember. It’s all a blur, just like his Wikipedia picture.

sinbad.jpgAlso performing were American Idol winner Jordin Sparks and “comedian,” Sinbad. I’m glad to see the former Different World actor is getting some work. If you want to help his career, apparently he is available for your next BBQ, bat mitzvah, or super sweet sixteen party.

I remember watching an HBO special of Sinbad’s once, but the only joke I can remember was about how hard it is to suck a McDonald’s milkshake through a straw. I’m guessing that Sinbad knows a little more about sucking these days, if he’s the emcee for the Wal-Mart shareholder’s meeting. AW, SNAP!

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Posted in Just Shut Up, Nobody Cares on June 4th, 2007

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