Abe Lincoln is a Hot Tranny Mess!
Hot Tranny 16th pres Abraham Lincoln got a fierce makeover for his face place on the five dollar bill. The US Treasury gave Abe a little pick-me-up by adding some purple to the bill (but it’s actually more of a magenta). To the naked eye, the most notable difference is color — splashes of light purple at the center of the bill that blend into gray near the edges. The new note also will feature an enlarged “5″ printed in high-contrast purple ink in the lower right corner of the back of the bill.
The bill, which went into circulation yesterday also features a bit of purple around the rail splitter’s cheeks and brow area. “She looks fierce!” proclaimed recent 20 dollar bill makeoveree Andrew Jackson. “I’m totally going for a hot-fushia for my next redesign, whenever those tranny bitches at the U.S. mint get off their Ice Queen asses and order me up some big numbers and more color.”
“Bitch please,” chimed in Thomas Jefferson, the face of the two-dollar bill. “I’ve been wearing this same stale look since 1976. I’m lucky I’m not hosting a Declaration of Independence fondue party while wearing a Nehru jacket.”
“Wait, wait, wait. It is all about the Benjamins,” said 100 dollar bill face Ben Franklin. “I needs to be big PIMPin’ since I’m the mother F’in focus of so many hip-hop songs. And while you’re at it can I get a couple of ho’s up in here? Key party, you know what I’m saying baybee.”
Happy Friday Tranny Hot Mess Trannies!
March 20th, 2008 at 10:15 am
This is less than funny
March 20th, 2008 at 10:39 am
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