A-Rod = A-hole
Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez’s antics may have caused his wife Cynthia to leave their Upper East Side pad carrying two suitcases Wednesday night. Apparently A-Rod has been seen chillin’ with a trashy blonde chick. The two have most recently been spotted in Toronto and before that in Vegas where they tried to get into the topless pool lounge Bare before being turned away because of a private party.

Apparently Rodriguez is something of a strip club aficionado. According to the NY Daily News,
In New York, A-Rod used to be a regular at the VIP Club, where he always asked for a dancer who performs under the stage name Monique.
Monique is 5-feet-5 with brown hair and brown eyes and has a well-toned, muscular figure, a pal said.
When the stripper jumped over to the Hustler Club, Rodriguez started going there to see her perform and buy sexy lap dances, a source said.
He even took her out for a pricey shopping spree at the Versace store on Fifth Ave., the source said.
A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod “likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I’m not his type.”
She said A-Rod often brought his wife to the club “and she’s very pretty. I’d rather dance for her any day.”
A-Rod reportedly hangs out in a plethora of other New York area establishments where boobies are on display. “A-Rod is known as the king of the strip clubs,” a source said. “He gives the girls his number to meet somewhere else later on.”
Hmm, if we ever needed another reason to hate the Yankees. For now we’re cheering for Cynthia to knock out a long ball and take A-Rod for most of his A-normous 25 million a year plus salary.
Alex Rodriguez, Cynthia Rodriguez, strippers, Bare, New York Yankees


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