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95% of Star readers need to mind their own damn business

by Lori

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He’s young, he’s talented, he’s one of the hottest celebrities out there, and even lesbians want to make out with him. And, you might note, he’s not married. Or even engaged. So why are Star Magazine readers all up in his business then?

Star Exclusive: Justin Timberlake Caught Kissing Kate Hudson! Star Readers To Justin: You Cheated!
When Jessica Biel is away, Justin Timberlake will play!

And that’s exactly what he did on Jan. 11 when he was caught kissing Kate Hudson at Hollywood club Villa.

Meanwhile, Jessica — whom Justin has been dating for much of the past year — was on the other side of the world in London filming a new movie.

“They seemed to be so into each other. Kate was batting her eyelashes, laughing hard and touching her mouth a lot — all the usual come-ons,” an eyewitness tells Star.

But as the party began to wind down, Justin and Kate heated up! Although reps for both deny the hookup, the eyewitness says Justin went in to kiss Kate — and it was some liplock!

So did Justin cheat on Jessica? Considering 95% of Star readers polled said they feel a lip-locking kiss is cheating, we’d say yes!

Aw, really, who cares who Justin Timberlake is kissing these days? I sure don’t. All I care about is that he keeps coming up with sweet dance tunes like “SexyBack” and “What Goes Around Comes Around” for my iPod and keeps looking pretty, and occasionaly shows up to make a fool out of himself on Saturday Night Live.

Besides, everyone knows that it ain’t going to last with Jessica Biel. Shoot, even Jessica Biel knows that. She’s just not enough of a celebrity for him, just like Cameron Diaz. The only way a relationship of Justin Timberlake’s is going to work out is if he dates someone as famous as or more famous than he is …. like Britney Spears before she lost her goddamn mind. He probably could have made it work with Christina Aguilera, but he missed his chance on that one. Kate Hudson isn’t famous enough either, so she probably won’t get much past kissing him in a club. Even Janet Jackson gave it a shot, but she only ended up showing her boob to the world, while he walked away with free Super Bowl tickets. The way things are going now, the only female celebrity that seems famous and powerful enough to date Justin Timberlake is Oprah herself. Watch out Stedman!

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Posted in Just Shut Up, Man Sluts, Nobody Cares, Who's Zoomin' Who on January 17th, 2008

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