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50 Cent is Still a Winner!

by Lori

50.jpg So it seems that 50 Cent has lost the much hyped yet still boring “sales battle” with rapper Kanye West. This week, West’s album Graduation sold 957,000 copies to 691,000 copes to 50 Cent’s Curtis.

Fifty, who is planning a world tour for his album, was conciliatory in defeat. In a statement to the AP, which didn’t address whether he planned to make good on his vow to retire, he said: “I am very excited to have participated in one of the biggest album release weeks in the last two years. Collectively, we have sold hundreds of thousands of units in our debut week. This marks a great moment for hip-hop music, one that will go down in history.”

I wouldn’t worry too much about Mr. Cent though, folks. Not only is he hanging out with superduo Justin Timberlake and Timbaland …

50-ciara.jpg…. he also stole Ciara away from Bow Wow (right before Valentine’s Day, no less) …..

Witnesses allege that 50 was spotted riding through LeFrak City in Queens with “Ciara in the backseat, attempting not to be seen.” While another witness declared that the two are “a new underground couple.”

Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh! Let me see you 1, 2 step! Indeed!

But 50 isn’t done. He was spotted canoodling (and I think this image is the definition of canoodling, isn’t it?) with Paris Hilton at the MTV Video Music Awards. 50-paris.jpg

So don’t you worry about Mr. 50 Cent, I think he’s just doing just fine. And in addition, he doesn’t whine when things don’t go his way, Kanye West. So Mr. Cent, I’d like to invite you to join me in serving Mr. West a big cold glass of Shut the Hell Up, along with a few chocolate chip and Don’t Be a Baby cookies.

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